You order a slice of pizza and sit down. This is then brought to your table

You order a slice of pizza and sit down. This is then brought to your table.

REEEEE

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I ask for the manager.

I eat while i cry because i don't have courage to call the manager

I would call the manager over and let him know that I ordered a slice of pizza, but that I was pleased to see that they were giving out 2 free pizza fries with each slice (but that their slices seem to have gotten smaller since my last visit).

I would thank him for the delicious looking food and draw it to his attention just to make sure no error was made. Technically I was served what i asked for and then some.

Just shut the fuck up and eat it.

How its cut doesn't affect how it tastes.

>texture doesn't affect taste

Cutting something into larger than bit size pieces doesn't affect texture.

Checkmate.

I'd blink, but I'd eat it. It's cut kind of cleverly. The strips still have crust for you to grip.

I bet you'd breathe too. Maybe even digest the food later.

I would be wondering why i'm eating in some trashy "restaurant" where their serve pizza like this

I'd be confused but still eat it and assume it's some dumb gimmick

>you order a slice of pizza
why the fuck would you order a slice? and who even serves single slices? on a paper plate no less?

>and who even serves single slices?
Most places, user.

spot the flyover

...

If a worker slices your pizza like that, it might be because you have a child under the age of five with you.

Wwuuutt tha ferk! On a paperplate, c'mon man.

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>slices?

These are the types of questions sheltered children ask.

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I'd be very confused, but I'd eat it.