>I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man. I can hardly bear to talk to him. He has the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge. He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic.
What was his fucking problem?
Caleb Howard
he's right
Ayden White
he's basically saying woody allen is short.
Owen Wilson
Kind of rings true when Allen made several movies of him dating barely legal, and illegal aged chicks, and acted like it's totally normal.
Evan Ward
Ye's right, except Chaplin was nothing like that.
Dominic Morales
agreed
John Sanders
i like woody but damn, he got totally BTFO here
Josiah Reyes
Why is this thread here? If you want to discuss Allen's excellent humor books (Side Effects, Without Feathers, etc.) that would be appropriate. This is pointless.
Daniel Anderson
He doesn't do anything?
Tyler Bennett
It has been posted on /tv/ multiple times. Anons like to argue that their decision to be a loser is good.
Jackson Jackson
Exactly, Welles is nothing but a drunk bully. Disgraceful
Cooper Harris
AHHHHHH thE JJJEWISHH rRACE
Benjamin Anderson
>All these losers don't know that I'm a big Orson Welles fuck off
Colton Ross
Burning with a gem-like passion is success in life. Have ever seen those weebs discuss underage actresses feet? My god, they rival Fra Angelico.
Nathan Scott
Orson Welles was a fat bastard. He's clearly (((projecting))) his own physical insecurities onto other poople.
Joseph Scott
HUGE
Owen Williams
ORSON
Carter Wilson
WELLES
Kevin Watson
COMBO
Jose Clark
NINETEEN
Andrew Collins
EIGHTY
Ethan Richardson
FIVE
Xavier Jackson
THE
Jacob Morales
He nailed it. Not only with Woody Allen, but also tons of other people who have this annoying personality.
Aaron Gray
>several Righto. Name seven. >normal Manhattan is rife with "isn't she a bit young" comments and even the protagonist spends the movie commenting on her youth, mostly negatively. Totally normalizing it, yeah. Or maybe there was a greater purpose in the film. Nahhhh.
Hunter Long
this is so good
Lucas Nelson
>That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge.
I fucking know exactly what he's talking about here and I fucking hate that in men too. It's such a womanly trait.
Luis Davis
Isn't he basically describing all Jewish ``men" here?
Chase Sullivan
no, he's describing a lot of people though
Xavier Morris
I have a hard time thinking of hymies I know who don't exhibit these traits and then some.
Caleb Williams
Like that faggot asskek.
Leo Morris
I don't have any trouble--maybe you're thinking of New Yorkers?
Chase Morris
I kind of associate the two.
I'm never going back.
Ryder Nelson
He just described me
Christian Butler
Have you guys never went to university or take a psychology class? Read up on neuroticism, it's pretty common. Then take the Big5 personality test to see where you are on the spectrum. Allen was pretty far down the line which is why he is so obvious and annoying.
Eli Johnson
>several = seven
Maybe try coming back to this board after you learn English.
Zachary Sullivan
this.
Parker Clark
>Big5 test I feel like this test is trying to say I'm a bad person.
Michael Sanders
>Read up on neuroticism, it's pretty common. Then take the Big5 personality test to see where you are on the spectrum.
Woah, we have a real psychology-expert here.
Hudson Lewis
I'm pointing out the obvious in a way that's easy for a monkey to understand. Just to help you out m8 :^)
Isaiah Nguyen
Your post still makes you look like an idiot senpai.
>"neuroticism, it's pretty common"
Henry Jackson
he's right
also this is a thinly veiled "I don't like jews"
Easton Parker
iktf everyone hates timid people
Liam Foster
>Side Effects >good
Jonathan Clark
Side Effects is goddamn hilarious, sir.
David Murphy
Relative to huge Orson Welles
Logan Rodriguez
He's describing Jewish people. Charlie was Jewish.
Anthony Morris
So, to be clear, you're saying that there is no such thing as timidity?
John Price
>This exact thread was posted on /tv/ yesterday >reactions are pretty much the same really makes you think...
Zachary Allen
not him, but for 20 years i always thought several did mean seven. i can see his confusion
Camden Reed
wtf
Isaiah Torres
Twenty years.
Okay, user.
Twenty years.
Colton Walker
Welles was just jealous that a shy, soft spoken pedophile like Allen was talented and successful and no one bowed down to suck his dick for being a loudmouth douchebag.