I'm so boring I need to flood my brain with neurotoxins to have fun at parties

>I'm so boring I need to flood my brain with neurotoxins to have fun at parties
>i need my fizzy piss water to feel like an adult
>whaddya mean you don't drink beer what are you, a child??
>MUH BEER!!!

I've tried playing drinking games with water.

Unsurprisingly, it just isn't the same.

>shooting myself in the face with a nerf gun just isn't the same

Beer isn't a neurotoxin, braindamage is exclusively from avoidable dehydration.

>xkcuckd

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Please stop replying to this thread, we have it every day.

Sage.

I bet you've never even shot a real gun.

>whaddya mean you don't drink beer what are you, a child??
I'm all for beer but I seriously hate cunts that go like that on the one fucking occasion I don't want beer.

>announcing sage

You lose

Jokes on you, I exclusively smoke weed to deal with my crippling depression

>xkcd

And stay there, retarded faggot.

haha epic dude! take my upvote

I don't care for beer, but the guy on the right is a bigger faggot than the guy on the left because he's still drinking it even though he doesn't like it.

When you become a real man and lose all joy in life you'll understand why men drink.

This. Drink and eat what ypu lile. Fuck everyone else's opinions.

Image is dumb. Couldve just said, "I'm good" instead of trying to make a pompous point that you dont like the taste of beer. You're no fun at all cause you're a shitty prescence, not cause you don't drink beer.

>what do you drink? Stouts? Lagers?
>Oh I don't drink, thanks bro.
>continue on
How Not to Be a Passive Beta Faggot Step 1

He's clearly being sarcastic after saying everyone's just pretending to think it tastes good.

Great blog m8

OP is too much of a passive beta faggot to even think of that.

If a friend pulled that shit on me I would tell him to leave my house straight away. It's not the beer, it's that shitty 'la la la I'm not listening because I'm right' that would piss me off.

Besides, if you don't like beer or can't distinguish between them that doesn't mean nobody else does or can.