At Subway there's no such thing as "No!"

>At Subway there's no such thing as "No!"
What do you ask?

Can I sniff your poka dots?

>What do you ask?
What is today's special?

They don't have uniforms or good like that at Subway you fucking faggot, fall into a ravine.

Can I just stare into your eyes?

Can I munch your biscuits?

"When did Subway start carrying biscuits?"

I actually just finished masturbating, so sex seems pretty inane to me right now

Can I have the key to the bathroom yo?

That is Emma Stone, right? What movie is this from?

Lunch Time

Lunch Time

Will you suck my dick right now

I ask that you stop reposting this thread.

WTF, I can't find anything about such movie with Emma Stone in it on the internet, be it by googling or on IMDB ...? Can somebody give me a link please?

from some random photoshoot for a fashion magazine apparently

can you get me a shotgun so i can make a little kurt cobain if you know what i'm saying ;)

I'd like to have a bush-league sausage submarine sandwich, please.

The emojis are the best thing that happened to this board in forever

Can you murder me?

"Hey can you tell me what the antonym of yes is?"

Can I get you pregnant?

Fucking asked if they could cunting heat up my cookies and they said no.

"You peaked at Zombieland."

I'll have your loose meat sandwich.

Can I have a McChicken?

what's the opposite of yes?

>Can I get swiss on that?
>We don't carry swiss.

Ok. Fuck you then.

can i have a grilled cheese

Can you tell me where the nearest Subway is? I seem to be at a breakfast buffet.

take your

can i have a grilled cheese

put some tit milk on my sub

such as