Rate my lunch
Rate my lunch
It's 8 am.
Not in Israel
>passover
Gross.
looks like a steaming pile of shit
What kind of crackers are those, OP?
Don't talk about yourself that way
What is it? Mashed potatoes and chili?
It's called matzah.. it's Jewish flat bread, eaten during Passover
Very Jewish bro. I usually eat cream cheese on my matzo. How was your Seder?
I was served better food in detox
I couldn't take kosher rules seriously. My hypothetical jewish mom would be disappointed with me
Get yourself some matzo ball soup. Mmm. And some haroset. Then make matzo rye in the morning.
jew/10
I was browsing the Asian section and saw they had matzoh bread so I bought two boxes of the egg and onion, some basil, tomato sauce, cheese. Gonna make matzoh pizzas.
My best friend in high school was a Jew and whenever I went over to his house to suck his Jew cock, he'd make them. Simple but sho'damn'gud.
The cashier made go me lolwat
"Oh happy Passover!"
"I'm not Jewish."
"Then why are you buying Jewish food?
>mfw
Also, what is that Israeli hot chili sauce called? It comes in red and green and burns your insides something fierce.
Fuck off
It is the bread of affliction. And if I can help it I'll avoid anymore of it this week unless I make a grilled cheese with it.
Is that a bean in your soup? I know there was a lot of discussion recently about relaxing kinyot in the conservative movement, but Ashkenazi or Sephardic?
Absolutely unleavened.
My money's on Sephardic. Even the most religious among them rarely lump kitniyot (legumes) in with chametz (forbidden food during the duration of Passover.) If there was a cause for concern they surely would have prohibited their consumption.
Then again, Sephardics also make exceptions for some species of locust being kosher. Whatever works I say.
Jewey
Pesach Sameach
zyklon B+
Jew/10
gonna refrain from rating because I don't know what the fuck it even is
Is the soup made with the blood of Palestinian babies, OP?
>Mom hates Jews with a Passion
>Loves Matzah Balls to death.
>Posts a picture of Orthodox Haredi getting their shit pushed in by non-Orthodox soldiers.
wat
pls be in london
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Motzoballs, like chicken soup, are another appropriation from Germans Jews claim to be theirs. Germans have been eating knödel suppe for 1,000+ years. Pic related.
yeah but what's better known?
world famous meme matzoh ball soup
or German knödelsuppe?
Willing to bet it's the former, thank ZOG! NOW GET BACK TO WORK GOY! I AIN'T PAYING YOU TO QUESTION THE OVERLORDS!