First time on Veeky Forums

>first time on Veeky Forums
>expect to see cooking threads
>half these threads are about fast food


wtf

>Go on Veeky Forums expecting excellent chefs and great recipes
>See nothing but fast food garbage

>Go on Veeky Forums expecting successful entrepreneurs
>Just a bunch of NEETS wasting their savings on failing stocks

>Go on /mu/ expecting to see connoisseurs of music and talented musicians
>A bunch of retards praising Kanye and listening to crappy obscure ambient synth sounds

>Go on /adv/ for some helpful information on life problems
>See a bunch of whiny fags who put /r9k/ to shame

>Go to Veeky Forums expecting academic geniuses and mathematicians
>They can barely do basic algebra

>Go to Veeky Forums expecting strong masculine men and their excercise regimens
>Bunch of literal faggots

I can go on.

>people are talking about something I don't like
just hide the threads you don't like and join/start ones you want.

it honestly sounds like you might enjoy reddit more.

Maybe reread the title of the board and you'll see its food and cooking not just cooking, autismo

Wtf I love Veeky Forums now

>implying the fast food garbage isn't redditors shitposting as pretend shills

chill out man, grab a pepsi and relax

Do go on.

It's sad, but
>welcome to Veeky Forums

>Go on /b/ expecting random threads about random topics
>Totally predictable, with trap threads, YLYL banana threads, and the occasional rate my penis thread

>Go on /co/ expecting to find people talking about the art of comics or the artistic aspects of animation
>Everybody is complaining about their retarded tumblr webcomic that never gets updated or their obsession over waifus

>Go on /a/ expecting discussions on the best action packed anime of the past and present
>Weebshits with their trashtier waifus and their trashtier moe garbage

>Go on Veeky Forums expecting advice on how to fix your car, discussions of new cars on the market, and the overall people showing off their muscle cars
>Half the people their drive jap economy shitboxes and the other half ride the bus (quite possible the short bus too)

>Go on /k/ expecting to see discussions on military tactics, survival guides, and gun culture both old and new
>The majority have shit rifles, along with a good portion of them live in countries where they are cucked out of using firearms or even fucking knives

>Go on /tv/ expecting critique on cinema, both new and classic
>Apparently everyone is too much of a big guy for me to even try and start a discussion as to why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

>Go to /film/ to talk about great feats in cinematography.
>Very first post is some m9 posting "BOING BOING BOING" repeatedly over a picture of a kangaroo
That was a fun day.

Srsly though OP
Go to the catalog.
Right click and hide every thread that does not look more than 90% interesting.
You now have the true Veeky Forums

Enjoy as faggot threads get the ignorance of their existence that they deserve.

Good pasta but the mu part is dated because we dont have anyone with obscure taste anymore. Its just a bunch of underaged redditors praising Gorillaz and Kendrick Lamar and sucking pitchfork's cock.

Veeky Forums is the nu/mu/

You cant get more nu than mu

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>Go on /tv/ expecting critique on cinema, both new and classic
>Apparently everyone is too much of a big guy for me to even try and start a discussion as to why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
For you

>/tv/
>"for you"
>Veeky Forums
>"for me"
woah

>go to reddit looking for a specific spice
>say label is written in moon speak
>post removed for racism

Yeah, I'll stay here. What's wrong with the world today?

>go on /diy/ expecting threads on crafts and shit
>everyone's talking about shipping containers, pallets, and tons of fake crab meat

>go on /pol/ expecting political discussion
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE Trump KIKE NIGGER NIGGER KIKE KIKE KIKE

>go on /t/ expecting torrents
>80% /r/, 20% japanese porn

>go on Veeky Forums expecting video game generals
>nothing but one giant shitpost

>go on /out/ expecting discussions about hiking and shit
>it's mostly /k/ LARPing about the apocalypse

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>go to /x/ to talk about paranormal
>it's just paranoid schizophrenics talking about tulpas and chemtrails

>go to Veeky Forums to talk about history
>it's just /pol/lite talking about Marx and the Franklin School

>go to /po/ to talk about origami
>no one has posted for five years

>go on Veeky Forums expecting good things
lmao u got trolled hard

/po/ helped me back when i was in high school and wanted to make something impressive to ask this asian girl to prom.
that was many years ago though and i have no idea how that board is now. /m/ is probably ok to but I don't visit.

I wouldn't be surprised if the thread is still up, they have flat out ancient threads on there.

Personally I'm always amazed it hasn't been pruned.

How did it turn out?

Sry OP
Its not our fault the McChicken is so perfect.
For me especially

dated all the way til now. 6 years today. we'll get married after she graduates from pharm school. still have the swan made out of triangles and the paper heart filled with those little stars sitting in my drawer. couldn't really transport it to her place back in the day, so even though i meant to give it to her we just decided to leave it at my place lol.

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Nice story, food for you.