Why do my eggs taste like cum?

why do my eggs taste like cum?

They were fertilized.

Fertilized chicken eggs have red speckled yolks, you'd know if you ate one.

How do you know what cum taste like you faggot

who hasn't tried their own cum?

I haven't.

you haven't tried your own creampie?

it's not that bad if you eat fruit primarily for a few days

No. Have you tried your own piss or shit?

Me fag

nice false equivalence

They're all people-juices. I don't want to taste people-juices.

how's it gay to try your own product?

but it's your 'people-juice', not someone elses.

If you have sex with your clone, is that masturbation or gay sex?

I don't care. I don't want to taste my own people-juices either. If it's coming out of my body, I don't want to put it back in.

we're not talking about a clone
we're talking about blowing your load in your hand and taking a sip.
there's nothing gay about that.

>Never get high on your own supply
confirmed bender

Sounds pretty gay to me. Drinking your own semen is still drinking semen.

define "gay"

a faggot who sucks dick and take it in the ass and drink semen

define "define"

If you're asking the other person to define gay, you've already lost fag.

drinking semen

and implies all those must be true. by your own definition it's not gay.

not an argument, he's clearly using a different stan

then you better debate

>all those must be true
Faggot what? A dude who sucks dick and doesn't take it in the ass is still gay. A dude who drinks semen but doesn't suck dick is still gay.

There's nothing wrong with being gay user, just accept it.

fuck this thread and fuck all you. bunch of morons

Good post. Your logic is sound.

It's totally gay try to prove me wrong, bender

Thanks. Some people just need a little help to come out of the closet.

My only problem with your post is
>There's nothing wrong with being gay

Of course there is. But there's also something wrong with being an alcoholic. Don't baby them though, tell them the truth so they can get better.

Gay faggot detected. Suck any cocks lately homo?

In all honesty yes I have, why are you so boring?

>you haven't eaten your own shit, why are you so boring?
>you haven't fucked a dude, why are you so boring?
>you haven't raped and killed a child, why are you so boring

Kill yourself, degenerate.

why is /tv/ so obsessed with this troll-like uggo? she looks inbred

well, if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, there's really only one answer you ponce

>avoiding ingredients because they make you feel bad
you're well-done-steak-and-potatoes tier

Pretty good shop.

>literallty eating shit

He's trolling

ducks don't quack

eggs and semen are basically the same thing, they just cum from different genders
you're gay if you eat female chicken semen

Jerking off your own dick is still jerking off a dick, fag.

What about your saliva?