Friedrich Nietzsche

>Friedrich Nietzsche
>was a NEET
>Immanuel Kant
>told people what they can and KANT do
makes you think

>makes you think
no really
faggot

>Leo Lolstoy
>could take 10 people in a fight, could also do 30 pull-ups at the age of 70

He's a big guy.
For RU.

>Socrates
>people thought he was so crazy

>Wittgenstein
>Regarded as the wittiest philosopher of them all

Good God OP... this is getting scary

>Hegel
>not really known to haggle

your theory is debunked!

>John GREEN
>5 Million GREENbacks

>Deleuze
>was delusional

>Johann Kaspar Schmidt
>Kaspar

>Houellebecq
>actually a name of a human, not of a lovecraftian being

kaspar knew this

And he didn't even like Bagels for cryin out loud

>Cervantes
>Sir Vantes
>Wrote a book about a knight
Very Strange Stuff OP

>NEET

>Bataille
>Was batshit crazy
WwewW

>didn't have a job
>wasn't learning anything
>wasn't in training for anything

What the fuck do you mean he didn't have a job? He was a college professor at the age of 24

>imanletual kant
>was a permavirgin
when will they learn?

I think his autism had a lot more to do with it than his height. He had an incredibly regimented daily schedule

he quit that job genius
the clue is in the picture in the OP
>5' 0"

>Get made into a full professor before finishing your PhD because the faculty is so blown away by your performance
>Quit said job to focus on writing world changing philosophy

Yeah such a NEET

i mean it's not a job so yeah he is "such a NEET"

He made money from writing through book sales...
Stephen King is a real NEET, he won't even look at the application form for the circle K

>He made money from writing through book sales...
not while he was alive lol

He resigned due to health problems, nerd. NEETs just pretend to be disabled.

Paid for his dad's tombstone through book sales bro.

Why did you spend time making this thread get the fuck off lit

he paid for most of his shit through savings
i also made this one
Veeky Forums needs less elitism and more quality threads like these

>Hume
>wrote very Humorously
>Kant
>redefined the notion of KANTcepts and KANTingency
>Spinoza
>atteneded Spin class frequently

Good GOD, OP....

But he wasn't friendly with ghosts at all