For my famous five alarm chili recipe, it all starts here

For my famous five alarm chili recipe, it all starts here

Neighbor, how long has it been since you had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili? Well, that's too long!

Open that joker up and get it in a bowl, looking good

Behold...the first secret ingredient

Hoo boy, getting spicy with secret ingredient number two!

>making 5 alarm chili
>cayenne was a secret ingredient

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This is going to head somewhere dark, isn't it?

>my famous
>my

If it's canned, it's not yours.

Now this part is integral, gotta heat that joker for approximately TWO, that's TWO minutes

Whoops forgot to show the chee, just a little sprinkle , I use a blend of fine chees

It's all mine, Jack!

OP gets intestinal bleeding from even mild amounts of capsicum and wishes to die in a most painful death or his microwave is as dark as my soul.

Looks amazing so far, Jamie Oliver would be proud

There ya go

Next step, pull it out and give that joker a little stir...

lookin
pittyfool
just bcuse i let you go

Fuck off, autistic faggot.

And all that's left to do is serve with some oyster crackers and enjoy

Hope you all enjoyed my recipe, feel free to use it or share your own secrets

Just ate this with crackers tonight. With beans because I'm not a faggot.

Beans detract from the chili.

This

It's like a punchline.

NO HOMO!

no homo!!!

I like chili with beans....but not canned shit, the beans always taste awful

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Your mum detracts from my dick.

Which one?

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>not eating Chunky Chili

Stop eating canned beans

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What'd you put all your oil/res into your beans for man?

hmm i duno i just like needed a place to put them, as u can see ive not been re-smoking the res, ive been dreaming of ways to cook it. my can of beans is starting to grow into an unholy resin flower.

I'd take the crap from you. I don't think you should cook the stuff though. You pretty much gotta smoke it or throw it away.
Or seal it up and it'll come in handy as fuck some day.

4am cleaning my pipe thinking how am i going to eat this without getting sick

Looks simply divine, OP