For my famous five alarm chili recipe, it all starts here
Neighbor, how long has it been since you had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili? Well, that's too long!
For my famous five alarm chili recipe, it all starts here
Neighbor, how long has it been since you had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili? Well, that's too long!
Open that joker up and get it in a bowl, looking good
Behold...the first secret ingredient
Hoo boy, getting spicy with secret ingredient number two!
>making 5 alarm chili
>cayenne was a secret ingredient
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This is going to head somewhere dark, isn't it?
>my famous
>my
If it's canned, it's not yours.
Now this part is integral, gotta heat that joker for approximately TWO, that's TWO minutes
Whoops forgot to show the chee, just a little sprinkle , I use a blend of fine chees
It's all mine, Jack!
OP gets intestinal bleeding from even mild amounts of capsicum and wishes to die in a most painful death or his microwave is as dark as my soul.
Looks amazing so far, Jamie Oliver would be proud
There ya go
Next step, pull it out and give that joker a little stir...
lookin
pittyfool
just bcuse i let you go
Fuck off, autistic faggot.
And all that's left to do is serve with some oyster crackers and enjoy
Hope you all enjoyed my recipe, feel free to use it or share your own secrets
Just ate this with crackers tonight. With beans because I'm not a faggot.
Beans detract from the chili.
This
It's like a punchline.
NO HOMO!
no homo!!!
I like chili with beans....but not canned shit, the beans always taste awful
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>not eating Chunky Chili
Stop eating canned beans
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What'd you put all your oil/res into your beans for man?
hmm i duno i just like needed a place to put them, as u can see ive not been re-smoking the res, ive been dreaming of ways to cook it. my can of beans is starting to grow into an unholy resin flower.
I'd take the crap from you. I don't think you should cook the stuff though. You pretty much gotta smoke it or throw it away.
Or seal it up and it'll come in handy as fuck some day.
4am cleaning my pipe thinking how am i going to eat this without getting sick
Looks simply divine, OP