I was leafing through this Marcella Hazan book and it came to my attention that anchovies are a pretty big deal in...

I was leafing through this Marcella Hazan book and it came to my attention that anchovies are a pretty big deal in Italian cooking. I'd always thought of them as some gross little salty fish fuckers that weirdos put on pizza slices for no reason. Are they actually good? How do I know which ones to get? Is anchovie paste good? Do you get them fresh or canned or what?

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No they're terrible, Italians only pretend to like them because they're a bunch of lame contrarians.

Anchovies are fucking fantastic. The fresh ones are best, but they are hard to find because they go bad so fast. So unless you happen to live next to the coast in an area where they are fished then you won't be getting any fresh ones.

Canned are nice. Anchovy paste is super useful; it's great in all kinds of stews and braises. Add some to your pasta sauce and pizza sauce and people will go fucking wild.

The ones you get in the store are usually the salty, cured anchovies. They don't taste like that when they're fresh which is what I'm assuming most Italian cooking involves them in.

Salt cured anchovies are a condiment or seasoning, whereas fresh anchovies are just fish.

Anyone who claims to have a secret ingredient is talking about anchovies 33% of the time.

Forage fish are always good

White anchovy master race

I like anchovy paste. I won't use a while tin of anchovies in one go. Tomato paste in cans is the same issue. Tubes brah. I add anchovy when I'm adding garlic to the pan before I incorporate it into the sauce. Adds salt and savory to your dish, which is cool if you're not adding other meat to it.

When you see a recipe call for anchovies, that almost always means salted anchovies packed in oil. These are the ones in my picture, and are very widely available. If your recipe calls for anchovy fillets specifically, that definitely means the salted, oil-packed version. Anchovies in their fresh unprocessed form are not really that special, and therefore more rarely used.

In their salted form, anchovies are used in small amounts as flavoring. Fresh anchovies would be used like any other small fish - you could put them on toast or stuff like that. There are also pickled anchovies, which are pretty decent and sorta similar to pickled herring.

Here's an example of how anchovies are typically used.

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Personally I'm not a huge fan of the paste, but ymmv. In my experience, you can always use the salted fillets instead, just smush 'em up a bit.

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i get them canned and put them on pizza, in pasta sauce or in salad.

t. half italian

I always mince up anchovies and put it in my homemade caesar salad dressing and it is delicious.

When I went to Italy I got fried anchovies everywhere I could, and they served them on everything from pizza to risotto. They are incredible but not really available in the US.

Difference between these and sardines?

t. never tried these

Have you never had a Caesar salad or tasted worcestershire sauce?

they're both nu-male cuckfoods. white guilt liberals pretend to like them in order to apologize to the muslims

This store near me sells a type of anchovies that are basically pickled instead of salt cured called boquerones. they are amazing. Tart and flavorful and not salty at all. perfect on toast or in a sandwich with some vegetables.

anchovies are pretty nice.

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I like anchovies on pizza every once in a while. There's a local pizza place that does em right. If you see little shriveled up dried out anchovies on your cracker pizza with orange suace then it's fucked up bad. you need lots of oily sauce so it tastes like rainbows.

They taste awful on their own but they provide a very good richness to certain things (Caesar dressing for one)

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Always gets my kitty moist for anchovies.

Anchovies on their own or as any type of topping are a completely different thing than anchovies as an ingredient.
Easiest way to get to know the ingredient would probably be to just buy a tube of good anchovy paste and try using it in anything savory with a lot of fat. A tube should only have 3 ingredients (Anchovy, Salt, Oil) avoid anything with more than that.

Anchovy is basically umami. Like fish sauce in SE Asia, or katsuobushi in Japan. Use them as such and you'll be rewarded.