At Starbucks, there's no such thing as no!

wrong

t. ugly person with a complex

Plain latte with an extra shot. Thanks

Can I have a McChicken?

You can't have a McChicken you fucking idiot this isn't McDonalds.

B-but she said...

YES THANK YOU CHEF

"No" doesn't exist.
Emma said nothing about "You can't have a McChicken you fucking idiot this isn't McDonalds."

H-how about an instant r-ramen?

Stop stuttering you retard, of course you can have some ramen
*farts*

A gf pls,and 2 cookies

can you bring back Altoids Sours?

um, not a question sweetie.

truk

Ay yo bitch, why you look like a frog?

Tonight. You.

Ay yo bitch, why you look like a frog?

Ay yo bitch, why you look like a frog?

Just give me three shots of espresso over ice.

Venti White Chocolate Chai Frapp with 2 pumps of rose syrup, Extra whip

And please dont forget the little cardboard cupholder thing. These drinks are cold

I'll take a steak medium rare please

Can I kiss your tootsies while you tell me I'm worthless?

Just give me whatever is under the counter

Fuck me in the ass with a big strap-on and call me a slut.
Dude, gross.

Can you put some whiskey in my coffee, extra whip on top please

cup of cyanide please

apple seeds are good for the skin. surely they are good for eating :)

Your childs cunny in my bedroom in 5 mins, desu

neck yourself.

Coffee, black

Latte

Worst name on cup youve got?

>my name is Andrew
>order a latte
>tell them my name is Andrew
>someone else answers their phone with 'hey Wesley'
>see cashier writing 'w' on my cup, I'm the only one to have ordered
>motherfucker gives me my latte with 'Waz' written on it
>didnt even spell the wrong name correctly

succ my donger

kek

where you live

>as though you your own self is not ugly when photographed from an awkward angle and smiling in a peculiar fashion

*are not
i'm grammar police

give me the money in the register

NO

Why do white princess cunts have such punchable faces?

Lookit that snotty little fucking entitled White cunt. That bitch needs to be blacked behind an alley dumpster.

Make me, fagboy

it's not that I disagree, but calm down

you're a fag

Control your desperate virgin desire, cuck.

fuck off nigger lover

Can I lick your feet?

Root beer please?

no

16oz of just the frappe syrup please

one double shot please
>hurr durr do you mean the can

please fart in my mouth

Let me guess. you were rejected by alot of white girls weren't you?

We're out of GFs. What flavor of cookies?

I normally ask for the same thing 3 or 4 times because not a single fucker that workers there has English as their first language.

please fart in my mouth

Oral sex from their most attractive female barrista.

please fart in my mouth

please fart in my mouth

I remember the first time I went to Starbucks. They fucking asked for my name after ordering. Who does that?

just PISS all over me miss here's 4 dollars

>Extra whip
kinky

Harveys.

Why would they do that? I like my anonymity.

>inb4 don't tell them your real name then, dipshit
That's not the point.

Any place that would rather call out a name than a number for an order. My local Taco Bell does it, for example. I'd imagine it also saves the hassle of idiot customers who manage to lose their receipt and forget their number in the time between placing a order and receiving it.

This

Is there such a thing as no?

stop injecting your disgusting fetish into everything

>Finding hollywood "hot" actually hot
Plebian

thank you for posting this contribution

I'd like to speak with a manager

please fart in my mouth