Alright Veeky Forums, you've installed Linux, become acquainted with all its applications...

Alright Veeky Forums, you've installed Linux, become acquainted with all its applications, you've learnt Python and Bash scripting, and now you're ready to go out and earn some money.

What's your first target?

Install gentoo

You succeed at installing Gentoo, but mess up such that you have somewhat reduced performance, reliability, and power usage, and security than before.

Buy a million transistors, start building your own microprocessor.

Install it again.

One of those online gambling sites.
If i knew how to, i would use an amplifier and slow-lorris their site to take it hostage with a whole slew of computers (we are talking petabytes of traffic.

Once i have seized their site, i would then use a Virtual machine with a VPN to force them to fork over half their cash.

Then i distribute half of that to users of that site and warn them to use it wisely.

Then i keep the rest and give the remaining 10% to the church, and half of the final remnants to the poor.

leaving me with roughly 100,000 dollars.

>Then i distribute half of that to users of that site and warn them to use it wisely.
Lol'd. Following your train of thought, I would create my own gambling site, hack theirs and redirec the flow of idiots. Know what's gonna happen in your case? They'll spend the money you returned them, trying it AGAIN. The church will use your money on new cars and houses for priests, and poor will just drink your money.

>The church will use your money on new cars and houses for priests
in not an americuck you brainlet. I know which churcher can be trusted with my cash.

> hack theirs and redirec the flow of idiots
but that is easier to trace than an amplified slowlorris attack.

>They'll spend the money you returned them, trying it AGAIN
that's the point, retunr some to the bugggers i stole from and to the gamblers.

>and poor will just drink your money
nah. My plan is to find a group of poor and work with them to form a shared compund intrest account, which will by default exclude them if they do not account for their spending and do not return the same they withdrew within that month. I would only put a portion of the wealth in, and the shared intrest would provide a greater yield thus allowing for more affordability between their coalition.
but please, tell me more about your plan.

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>in not an americuck you brainlet
me neither, retard.
>but that is easier to trace than an amplified slowlorris attack.
>implying that losing cash is harder to trace, than losing people
>that's the point, retunr some to the bugggers i stole from and to the gamblers.
Why?! You just lose money. In the end, the half you give to gamers will slowly flow to buggers.
>My plan is to find a group of poor and work with them to form a shared compund intrest account, which will by default exclude them if they do not account for their spending and do not return the same they withdrew within that month.
Do you know why poor people are poor? Cause they're useless. If someone could make some profit on them, they would've done it already. Never invest in losers, ever. If you see, that someone got tough luck, don't give him even more investments for a shitty reason like "i believe in you fuckturd".
> tell me more about your plan.
If i had one, i wouldn't share it even with my mirror image, let alone some user.