Describe the story of a [classical] book you haven't read

pretty accurate, desu

Ulysses

Irishman gets hammered for several years and forgets about time. Awakening from drunken stupor, he writes down what he vaguely remembers. He then says to himself, "You know what would be fucking hilarious? If I compare this shit to the Odyssey."

Thus is birthed a great classic.

Related - See Robin Williams stand-up on golf.

We're tired that all the plebes don't respect us
so screw you guys we're going home

>ywn worship her feet

Gravity's rainbow

something about nukes and people eating poop.

>aristocratic faulknerian protag comes back from ww2 and decides to become a hobo and live under a bridge
>he hangs out with a bunch of hobos
>one of them fucks watermelons
>a bunch of them get sick
>his family pays for his treatment and his hobo friends die
>he goes back to living under a bridge anyway

>some edgy teens squat in a haunted house and get high all day
>main character goes to a party at the house and discovers something in the basement
>bunch of people die
>house was used to film snuff movies
>it's also a gateway to hell
>but it was maybe all in the protagonist's head

>female version of leopold bloom
>one of her cafe friends is a lesbian
>she experiences casual sexism
>her father dies and she remembers childhood
>she kills herself because women are oppressed

>guy is lying there
>he dies

A biography of singer Celine Dion written by a guy whose name is Journey to the End of the Night

IJ
A tennis player stumbles upon a VHS tape that makes people stop eating they like it so much

>the story of a world inhabited by sentient buildings
>story focuses around Tö, the lighthouse
>its really boring

p much

also 600 pages of people doing menial chores in alcoholics anonymous

>tennis
>everything is an analogy or something
>big companies = bad
>more tennis

kek I like this one

That movie where Tom Cruise becomes a samurai and fucks some eastern pussy

Atlas Shrugged?

It's like Plato but Socrates is sarcastic in a different way
Which set of lost works are these?

>a monk gets murdered
>all clues point to illuminati type thing
>actually it was a disgruntled priest who did an elaborate coverup using his encyclopaedic knowledge of theology, philosophy, and the esoteric arts

>the divine comedy
The author, Dante, goes to hell with his buddy Virgil, and they go on a journey through hell and meet all kinds of characters. Apparently this is the only interesting part of the poem, because nobody ever seems to talk about purgatorio or paradiso

kek

some french guy describes walking around and lemon cake for like a thousand pages

Pure hatred.

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>thinly veiled

it's as obvious as the Village People

>some orphan kid has great expecations of the world or something

>he encounters bad people and unfortunate circumstances which make him come of age

>in the end he triumphs

I dunno

>drop out of college
>just bee youself

Sure would be nice to see a powerful male friendship without the right making fun of it for being gay and the left praising it for being gay. Sure would be nice if men could be friends without everyone thinkng about their penises

You're right.

I'm pretty sure sleeping with another man is gay, dude.

Wrong

>slaughterhouse five
>some qtsie innocent germans get fucked in dresden
>nowadays wehraboos 10/10

yup

I want to sniff her feet

Huckleberry Finn

>Huck is bad at fence painting
>Huck screws over a rich kid
>River adventures with a black man
>death maybe

You've conflated Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn a little.

>Arthur dies at the end

Shouldn't be to hard to guess.

A guy gets locked in a prison on an island and breaks out