Well Veeky Forums? This is pre undergrad organic chemistry, don't let me down

Well Veeky Forums? This is pre undergrad organic chemistry, don't let me down

I don't know chemistry but I think I got what the joke or trick is

Brands:
Volkswagen
McDonald's
Lacoste
Facebook
Apple
Nike

Compounds:
Volkswagenium
McDonaldium
Lacostium
Facebookium
Applium
Nikeum

I got them right? I didn't know that these brands had compounds named after them but I guess it makes sense when in organic chemistry you just add an extra carbon and you've invented a whole new compound.

There are no brands on that image. Just brand logos.

literal autism. kys nao.

Kekked

Volkswagen, McDonald's, Lacoste, Facebook, Apple, and Nike

HOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOOHH2NHO, OHHHOHO, HOOOH1FHOHO, and HOOOHOHOHHOOOOHHOHOOHHO

>HOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOOHH2NHO, OHHHOHO, HOOOH1FHOHO, and HOOOHOHOHHOOOOHHOHOOHHO
what's so funny?

Antifungal
Sugar
Drug
Cholesterol derivative

>organic chemistry
Useless desu senpai

Last I checked sugar had no fluorine atoms.

Can someone explain Keq in terms of activities?


I'm a brainlet.

What is the alligator meant to be?

Also I never did chemistry but I'm guessing one of them is coffee

The four compounds could be named but they're all impossible.

The compounds are: Anfotericina B, Kaurenoic acid, Fludeoxyglucose, and Ouabain

It's Amphotericin B, not Anfotericina B

A lot b of those chemicals have stereogenic prooerties and therefore have multiple identities. You would have to go through and lable each center with cahn ingold prime nomenclature before any real work can be completed. Damn i'm awesome.

>What is the alligator meant to be?
lacoste

Lacoste.

>organic chemistry means memorizing compound names
>that radiolabeled sugar is definitely going to have a common name

No, you're fucking retarded

You can't even tell that was a joke? The irony of you calling anyone autistic is palpable. Kill yourself first, nigger.

This is 2-Deoxy-2-fluoro-D-ribofuranose.

Well that's clearly wrong because the sugar in the OP's pic is a hexose, not a pentose.

Actually it does, it's called fluorodeoxyribose/fluorodeoxyglucose and it's used as a medical tracer in brain scans

In terms of activities of what? Sometimes a high Keq is good, sometimes it's bad. Depends on the reactive species and competing reactions/equilibria.

Everybody kill themselves, all human problems solved.

After you.

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Looks like 18F-FDG, the most commonly used PET tracer. If it can fool a cancer cell that it's glucose, it can fool a brainlet.