Michelin star chef here

michelin star chef here

imagine my suprise when i came to Veeky Forums for the first time and found out people here rate cilantro

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I rate the cilantro 8/8

Cilantro 10/10 must have in arroz con gandules, salad, salsa, rice and beans.

Coriander is bretty gud

Cilantro is only good in soups.
11/10

I give it a 7

what are your favourite herbs and spices then?

Tastes like chemicals/10

I'll give cilantro a 5/10 and I'm being generous.

>Be me
>insatiable 16 year old kid
>omg chipotle is the best restaurant ever
>so much food for the price,
"muh value"
>have a weird sinus system
>sometimes get food up my nose when I eat too quickly
>buy a burrito
>devour said burrito in under 3 minutes
>huh? what's this? something smells funny.
>A piece of cilantro is stuck up my nose
>try blowing my nose, no avail
>try using nasal decongestants, no avail
>try steam treatment, no avail
>try q-tipps, no avail
tfw everything tastes and smells like cilantro for over a month before the cilantro finally dislodges itself. Can't stand cilantro now.

I also had a whole raisin stuck up my nose for a few days. Was pretty gross when it came out.

wtf disgusting mutant

I've never rated it before

everything is a chemical

If this wasn't from years of cocaine abuse, you weren't meant to live.

0/10, it makes everything it touches taste like shit and has this horrific lingering aftertaste.

Who calls it "chinese parsley"?

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how do you get stuff on your nose? are you a Jew by chance?

There is no way this is a bait thread....100% not possible

Light isn't

it isn't. cilantro is shit and we do have michelin star chefs around here. hell even gordon ramsay admitted to lurking on Veeky Forums.

Rate it what, you fucking mush mouthed euroshit?

I know I'm a mutant. I have really large and deep nasal passageways. I could have an ant colony in there and I might not notice.
Never done drugs in my life desu
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As a michelin starred chef, you of course are aware of the innumerable subtle and sophisticated techniques and recipes posted on Veeky Forums from time to time, which I presume is why you're here. How many of those have you used to help attain your glorious star? Did any of them use cilantro?

>hell even gordon ramsay admitted to lurking on Veeky Forums.

kek, why do you have to make shit up on the internet?

Proofs?

For me, it's a glass of pure water mixed with lime and cilantro.

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>>sometimes get food up my nose when I eat too quickly

inferior american genes

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