Mulan Szechuan Dipping Sauce

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Don't worry, fren. Just go to your nearest McDaniel's. ;^D

>when high fructose corn syrup is the first ingredient, even before water

>youtube.com/watch?v=wBhhlE92mIQ
How did i not know about this channel. I love this this guy.

>fans are not old enough to remember this meme
>suddenly it's all over everything
I don't really want to hate on anything, but holy shit it's reddit: the show

Are you even surprised? It's MCDONALD'S.

why would you want water to be the primary ingredient in a sauce? The whole point is that it sticks to stuff dipped in it, which corn sugar is pretty good at doing being rather viscous

this
sauce and water is soup

>Rick and Morty Szechuan sauce

Thanks reddit
Sage

Quality sauce uses molasses as the sweetener/thickener.

Mix half BBQ and half sweet and sour.

>corn sugar
10/10 shillposting

Ingredients are listed by mass, not volume, right?

By weight.
fda.gov/Food/GuidanceRegulation/GuidanceDocumentsRegulatoryInformation/LabelingNutrition/ucm064880.htm

Even their buns are loaded with HFCS

Also azodicarbonamide which is popular component of carpet underlay.

>szechuan
>teriyaki

Ok, so all we need to do is start at 99.95% corn syrup and plot all other possible percentages at a given interval to minimize the amount of data points, and then use statistical analysis to weed out the wrong ones. We could probably get away with less than 300 samples before we give it to cu/ck/s for fine tuning.

Look at the pack.

>2011

this shitty forced meme died the second the fucking video file was uploaded to the adult swim database

looks like ketchup with soy sauce and garlic powder

>when newfags fall for a shoop this obvious

>clicking on a picture of McDonalds sauce.
... It's only obvious when you look at the font in ful lsize.

Boom
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Step one: start world war two