Bread

Why isn't all bread sold cut long?

If you want a smaller slice, then you just cut to taste.
How is it that humanity has been doing bread wrong for thousands of years?

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>bacardi
>budweiser
>pringles
fuck you
kys with that gun

What's wrong with pringles?
Short of disk or square shaped chips, you can't make a better non-dip chip.

I hate the phrase the best thing since sliced bread since all the sliced bread in America is cut thin for the toaster, but the thickness is shitty for every application including toast

Let's not forget how fast bread goes bad.

This is why I only make one loaf at a time, though luckily bread goes more stale and hard rather than rotting.

>This is why I only make one loaf at a time
Have you considered several smaller loafs cut longways so that the slices are normal sized?
That way you can justify making different types and flavors of bread at the same time.

>two fucking plates for one sandwich

pringles is the perfect chip

its decent and most of all consistent no crumbs bullshit but it's not the best

>calling pringles "chips"

I didn't think anyone could mangle the word worse than the british but look at you

Fuck off frito-lay

How many times are you going to post this pasta

I came from We couldn't get an answer.

I hate you

A CLUE!

>Buy sliced bread
>If you want smaller bread, just slice it again
Then why the fuck am I buying it pre-sliced you twat?

>Americans in charge of the English language

kek

>Then why the fuck am I buying it pre-sliced you twat?
So that you have a consistent uniform product.

You are already buying pre-sliced bread, so why not go with a more useful pre-sliced bread?

The lighting in this picture makes your gun so sexy. I love those grips.

its not his, thats progun, lurk more

>implying Veeky Forums is full of /k/ crossposters

... It is real after all.