Engineers

>engineers

I didn't really get what people meant about the engineer memes, but after seeing what they do all day, damn they are some simple people.

Some of those costumes look pretty complex though

Such as?

There's nothing simple about arguing objective facts with arrogant dickheads all day.

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basically nothing.

>slightly modifying something somebody else created because you're too incompetent for innovation

engineer detected

taking the best of humanity has learned to do and applying it to the specific design challenge your facing and getting paid in the process.

engineering rocks.

>and getting paid
how you know it's an engineer posting: they only care money and doing menial work for it

Taking observations and theories someone else created and mentally masturbating it into obscurity ad nauseum til know one else gives a shit what you're talking about and gives you a smart badge

getting paid to do something you enjoy, i.e. solving complicated design challenges is actually a pretty cool thing to do with your time.

Unlike noble researchers begging for grant money so they can spend years withering away in a lab making slight modifications to obscure theories. All to get their names in papers no one reads.

>implying you spend time in lab after your postdoc

>search in data tables
>fill excel archives
>put numbers into a oversimplified equation
>do some shitty arithmetic

average day of a engineer

so you have no idea what engineers actually do.

ITT:
Butthurt computer """"scientists""""

He does.

>tfw field technician pleb
>not even smart enough to be a real engineer

thats pretty close, but only about 20 minutes of what i do.

i spend most of my day talking on the phone or walking the plant floor.

kek, nailed it

>little do they know that I, OP, am in fact an engineer (and a faggot)


hahahhahahahahaha LOL lmao faggots

I forgot the CAD software and matlab. Basically a cubicle job

>matlab
>implying my company is going to spring for that shit

lol, you better program that shit in python or VB nigga.

>i spend most of my day talking on the phone

and obviously the normie shit inherent to the engineering work

people on Veeky Forums constantly comparing PhD scientists with BS engineers. Not a fair comparison

How is it not fair? Is it not a fact that scientists are more intelligent than kiddie party engineers?

gee whiz comparing a phd's 8-10 yrs of studying with 3-4 of a bsc

youre probably the same moron who creates "biology sucks, women dont belong in stem, engineers are gay XDD" threads

go back to studying, child

>IE, CS, MBA


how much of a brainlet am i?

>matlab
>implying my company is going to spring for that shit
What happens if you use your own (pirated) copy of Matlab? Literally everybody I know just downloaded the pirated version instead of paying hundreds of dollars for a legit copy.

there is no such thing as a PhD in engineering, that's why :^)

>women dont belong in stem
They really don't.

>22222

Nice

But still engineers are cool

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>What happens if you use your own (pirated) copy of Matlab?

some companies turn a blind eye to it, but all it takes is one guy getting caught to get everyone else hemmed up. Solidworks honeypots people like that.

How could you possibly get caught though?

yeah, i'd like a big fries with my macburger

getting narced out by your competition.

getting narced out by a former disgruntled employee/client

some idiot downloading bullshit at work because "everyone else is doing it".

the wrong person gets a hold of the wrong file.


its not to much of a problem in super small companies where you have a close knit team that can keep a secret.

All of that can be avoided by people not blabbing their mouths off. Just don't talk about if your software is legit or pirated and no one will ever find out.

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>All of that can be avoided by people not blabbing their mouths off.

in theory, sure. people still get caught.

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There is, retard.

YOU ARE SO SMART HOLY SHIT HOW DID YOU REALIZE THAT WAS IT BECAUSE OF THE :^) SMILEY SIGNALING SARCASM? WOOOOOW

shitpost aside, kill yourself

I don't read smileys, they are for subhumans. Now back to your hugbox, failure.

Someone have the cap with all the homo engineer jokes?

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holy moly

>VB
yuk. Literally language for people with microsoft autism.

>ENGANEERS