What's Veeky Forums's daily routine?

My daybook of personal happenings.

Sounds pretty nice - how many calories do you eat in a day? I'm kinda similar to you, maybe eat around 1,400 at a push between two meals. Smoking weed for a few years ruined my appetite once I stopped.

I wish it was regular enough that I could give you an estimate, I used to track it but it was so depressing I stopped. It's probably a range of 1000-1500 or something like that. I think taking Adderall when I was little was what permanently fucked my appetite.

>Practice elocution, poise and how to attain it

what does that entail exactly?

> wake up at ten
> pretend it's not ten
> check Veeky Forums to see if my shitposts have gained traction
> smoke
> drink coffee
> smoke more
at this point my roommate normally tells me I need to work
> I talk to clients for an hour or two
> go back to smoking
> read some shit while I'm doing it
> eat after the nicotine can no longer stave off my hunger
> tell my roommate that I'm tired and to go buy me a redbull
> he get's back with it
> it's probably about four by this point
> browse memes on /r9k/ and post about how living like a monk is better than sex
> start threads about entomology that no one posts in
> jerk off
> smoke
> sleep
FIN.

*gets
I'm so sorry.

How old are you?

27
Why?

That's sad, user. I'm sad now.

is anorexia Veeky Forums?

I like my life desu

Most of the great writers were a little bit chubby but some of them really didn't have none to eat so no

>Get waken up at 9 by roommate
>Eat breakfast with him while listening to great music.
>Take tram to school for a 2-hour lecture at 10.
>Go to café to eat lunch with roommate and book.
>Discuss all the cuties around us and the world situtation.
>Be home at 14. Browse / play Vanilla Wow feeling bad about the fact i never read more than an hour a day maximum.
>Go out to eat dinner at 18.
>Get back at 19. Browse and vanilla wow.
>At 23 go to sleep. Pondering over my substanceless life and hyperactive brain.
>Meanwhile doing all this have lots of interesting conversations with roommate and flirt with girls because i'm handsome.

Am 30 pages from finishing Ulysses. It has been 6 months reading it.

I thought you were like 20-21. Thanks I don't want to ended like you. No offense though, I just at my age I'm feeling a little bit too miserable and already a failure but I'm 9 years younger than you but reading this makes me want to get out of there. Once again no offense, you seem pretty cool with it and as long as you feel happy do what you enjoy to do.

wake up
watch some of whatever i'm watching at the time (right now it's cowboy bebop because i'm a pleb who doesn't know shit about anime, but usually it's a film)
Go to class
eat something (usually rice and chicken)
Go to gym
Read for a couple hours
Learn some of whatever language i'm trying to learn at the moment (german atm)
Do schoolwork
bed

intermittently i'll be browsing internet throughout the day too obviously

Thanks, man. You keep on keeping on as well.

Eat, sleep, video games, baby.

not really a "Veeky Forumsman" to be quite frank, an occasional lurker and funposter
first i wake up, check my homeboys on the computer
get on the exercise bike, go until it says i burned 200 calories(probably not that accurate, is it?), usually 20-25 minutes
then i lift weights, do sit ups, sometimes try to do pull-ups
sweaty as hell, i then take a shower
eat lunch. usually just something like a bagel or a frozen pizza or something.
then i fuck around, browse Veeky Forums, talk to friends, maybe play a video game with one of em until they gotta go to their job
then i realize i'm shamefully wasting time making this post and get to doing the work i want to do

>After several snooze/wake-up moments sit up in bed, light a fag and look at the slag that I porked whilst contemplating life.
>Take a line of cocaine from the Kartell Ghost Buster bedstand.
>Walk nakedly towards kitchen, admire form in every mirror that I pass.
>Put 80's British music on the antiquated B&O Beocenter 8000
>Open a new bag of beans from the local roaster down the street, grind them up in the Mazzer Robur before pulling a shot on my La Marzocco GS3 whilst admiring my sharp cheekbones in the reflection of said coffeedevice.
>Put on the robe I stole from Plaza Athénée,
>Drink several cups of espresso and smoke several fags on the balcony overlooking the people walking their dogs in the park and the cars in the streets going by and contemplate life.
>Go to library to sit on my Corbusier LC4
>Have a nice tug thinking about the fit gash that I plastered last night.
>Have maid make breakfast for said clunge.
>Go to shower.
>Piss in shower.
>Apply products, Aesop and Clinique mostly.
>Stare at wardrobe in the walk-in-closet for 30min. contemplating different fits but always going for the full SLP uniform every time.
>Go outside, step in the red Porsche 930 Turbo my dad left me and drive to a restaurant 400m away.
>Order brunch, don't eat anything, just drink wine, whilst starring intensely at other people till they look away and contemplate life.
>Drive back home.
>Browse Veeky Forums & Veeky Forums

Such is life, I need to do something constructive with it though.

> wake up at 6:15am
> shower / coffee / toast / browse internet
> dress / teeth
> drive to work @ 7:30am (30 min commute)
> teacher teenagers
> home at 5-ish
> play with babby
> dinner / give babby bath / put him to bed
> read while wife gets babby to sleep
> watch TV
> bed and more reading
>lights out around 11

they should really add a g onto Veeky Forums, everyone from there seems insufferable

similar to me, except I watch a ton of anime

hope my machines working right

wake up at 6:30
make tea, read the news, check email, respond to messages
decide if I'm going to bother going to lecture today
usually don't go
spend the rest of the day alternating between reading, writing, sitting around feeling depressed
drink between four and five more cups of tea throughout the day
workout in the evening if I'm feeling it
read Veeky Forums for a while
listen to music for a while
go to bed

I used to have a social life but I moved to new city and haven't met anyone. I still have some old friends I talk to from time to time but it's hard when you haven't seen each other for a year.

I am an insufferable cunt, I know.

I have no motivation left in live after my parents killed themselves and left me their sizeable fortune.

Life to me is as if your playing a game with a cheat codes, starts out fun but got boring real fast.

Wake up around 5:30, check my phone. Piss. Let the dogs out to do the same. Then make a pot of coffee if I didn't remember to set it to do so the night before. Drink a bottle of water while waiting for it to cool because I read that's good for you.
See girlfriend off to work unless it's her day off then I let her sleep. Then Ingo into my office and open up /co/ and download any interesting story times or continuations of things I'm following using my Veeky Forums extension for Chrome.
Then I jack off, maybe post a few things on my porn tumblr.
Then after cleaning up and possibly another trip to the bathroom, Inwrote for a few hours, normally until I have to leave for work around 10-11. I work til five, then go home and eat supper and watch Netflix with the girlfriend until it's time for bed around 8:30. Usually we shower together, maybe have sex, then I read a bit before one last quick browse of Facebook & Veeky Forums on my phone, sometimes jack off one last time.
Then sleep, water, rinse, repeat.

Wake up, listen to music and browse the internet if I have time, otherwise get ready for work immediately. Go to work. Come home and eat, if there's time I'll read, listen to music, play guitar, shitpost on the internet or talk to my qt gf for too long on the phone. Some days I'll go to the gym after work.

That's it.

>wake up from 12 hours of sleep

>stay in bed for 1 extra hour because too depressed to get up

>take shower and think about suicide

>browse Veeky Forums and youtube

>go back to bed and repeat

What kind of tea do you drink?
Also isn't there a cultural place for literature events or another place for good low-key concerts where you can chill and go out?

>wake up around 10
>ears ringing, head is hurting
>drink 3 cups of coffee, maybe smoke a cig
>10 minutes of painstaking mouth-teeth-tongue cleaning
>ears still ringing
>shitpost on Veeky Forums
>finish school work, dress and go to school for 6 hours
>irl shitposting with friends in school
>come home, undress, shower if I smell, read
>ears still ringing
>around 7 turn the radio on and listen to opera archives
>listen to it until 10:30 when some shit talkshow comes on
>read until 12 when euroclassic notturno starts
>ears still ringing
>from 12-3 listen to it and write poems
>10 minutes of painstaking mouth-teeth-tongue cleaning
>fall asleep around 3:30
>ears still ringing

well I don't know about other days because every day is different but this was my day today:
>wake up at 2 in the morning
>listen to cuban revolutional music on youtube for 4 hours
>drink espresso and smoke cigs while doing it
>get out of the apartment at 6:45 to catch a bus
>go to the pedesteal of a local mountain on which I have to climb for my physical activity on uni
>ran into some friends and smoke weed with them instead
>go home and sleep until now
It's okay I guess

>wake up at 5:45
>throw clothes on and brush teeth at 6
>go and slack off at PT from 6:30-7:30
>shave and get breakfast 730-930
>slack off at army 930-1130
>be released for the day and get lunch 1130-1230
>read 1230-1600
>get dinner 1600-1700
>go to gym 1700-1800
>drink until I go to sleep 1800-???
It's a living.

>wake up, either at 6am, 9am, or 11am, depending on which building I sleep next to (security patrols, y'know.)
>be sick
>go to corner, squeegee some cars
>go down the street, get pills
>inject pills
>usually get caught up in some homeless shit, takes anywhere from 1-14 hours.
>read, write
>find place to sleep
>repeat

>2:50 - wake up
>2:51 - existential crisis
>3:15 - get up
>3:20 - make coffee
>3:30 - turn off alarm clock
>4:00 - study, read, devotion, news
>5:00 - shower, eat
>6:00 - mots
>8:00 - fail at something
>8:15 - tell captcha that a sticker on a dumpster is a street sign
>8:30 - proceed to look for the point; maybe run

>wake up
>hit the gym
>eat something and go to school
>read or do homework afterwards
>eat dinner
>listen to music and laze around wondering why I can't get a gf
>sleep

you seem like a pretty cool guy, user

Alternate:

>wake at 6am by the erratic sounding of a car horn
>curse the world
>get up, cheer up, crawl out of my tent and into the mess tent
>fill 1L container with coffee
>drink coffee, smoke cigarette
>make lunch
>smoke another cigarette, bullshit with the others
>read load list
>I'm on last load, sweet.
>smoke cigarettes as the chopper takes the others
>it's my turn
>grab my shovel, bags, lunch, water
>get in the chopper.exe
>10-minute ride to the block, killer view
>if we're lucky we convince the pilot to do a hammer drop
>get to the block, find my piece
>get in the land and plant trees at a high rate of speed for ten hours, swear a lot, take a bite of sandwich or a smoke a few times
>quitting time
>bullshit with the others about who planted more trees that day
>get back in the chopper.exe
>home
>complain that dinner is late
>get dinner, eat it
>drink a beer around the fire, bullshit with the others
>crawl back into tent, go to sleep right away unless there's a bear around, in which case I pray if I hear it getting too close
>repeat

Wake up at 9-10
Sit in room on laptop, browse Veeky Forums and look at emails. Maybe rarely write something
Go to class
Go back to room for the rest of the day and study.
Eat lunch/dinner
If friends want to do something start doing stuff with friends
If not stay in my room, read, write, browse Veeky Forums, and play video games.

>wake up in sunlight; never matters what time
>hit local natatorium Monday and Tuesday; gym rest of the weekdays
>go home, cook breakfast, drink coffee while perusing local newspaper
>shower
>post wagecuck threads on /r9k/ while visiting Veeky Forums
>check financials and investments
>read, play video games, watch movies, etc.
>lunch at local french bistro
>play piano
>at night, go to local boardgame store and play consims with ugly nerds
>hire occasional prostitute
>go to bed eventually, sometimes after midnight

>wake up 8am
>shake, shower
>library at 9
>might go to a lecture, otherwise work until 12
>lunch
>back to the library
>might have a tutorial in the afternoon
>dinner at 6
>if im going out, gym at 7, drinking from 8.30
>if not, gym at 9,
>might go back to the library at 10 for an hour or so

This was pretty much every day all term. Luckily everything on that list apart from lectures are within 100m of each other

>40 minutes between waking up and turning off the alarm clock

I have to say user, that is pretty Veeky Forums as fuck

Wake up,
boil six eggs,
ingest,
shower.
Dress,
make it to class ten minutes late.
Study at library,
finish assignments for week,
converse with self, friends, and strangers.
Go to work,
eat there,
read as cleaning,
leave for gym.
Make it home with hour left to spare,
eat,
converse with roommates,
read before bed,
sleep.

Basically my life. I'm trying to become a Classics student at either a UC or Ivy league, so I don't do much outside of study and extracurricular study with whatever I need to stay on the rails from the stress. I'll be doing mushrooms after this week when my finals are over to add some spice to my recent introspection.

twenty-two year, old ex-degenerate, Junior College student.

>Working out.
>Only eating twice a day.

Why are you doing this?

I can't help it, I can't describe how awful it is to eat when I'm not hungry yet

5:40am
Wake up, kiss girlfriend, tell her I love her.
Take dog out.
Eat toast, banana + apple/orange
6:05
Leave house
6:25
Arrive at work, drop dog off with trainer who is in a shop 30 seconds from my work by foot.
6:30-3/4/5pm
Grind tools/manual machining
~4pm get home with dog.
4:30-5:30pm
Walk dog
5:30pm
cook
6or 6:30pm
eat
~7pm
meeting of alcoholics anonymous
8:30pm
read
10 or 11pm
sleep

I often wake up before it goes off

Eating few times a day isn't bad, eating for each three hours is a meme, read about intermittent fasting.

Do you love her? What would you be willing to sacrifice for her?

I like how you engage with your dog, user.

Alcoholic? ;_;

Seeing all this posts and realizing there is no one happy makes me even more unhappy

I too know this feel but you have to start eating more and relying on caffeine less in order to increase your appetite.

Trust me, you will feel much, much better and your workouts will be much more fruitful.

I know about fasting but that's not what this user was talking about.

>10:30-12
>wake up
>feel
>take 0.5l of coffee
>smoke 3-4 cigs
>play guitar
>do push ups
>read
>15:30-16:00
>eat
>contemplate the first and only paragraph of every story I tried to write
>feel again
>read
>shit post on /b/, browse Veeky Forums and /p/
>22:00
>eat again
>watch movie
>read
>fall asleep
>repeat

wake up - 7:20 AM
check news, instagram, snapchat
get out of bed - 7:30 AM
piss, brush teeth, get dressed
leave house - 7:45 AM
carpool to gf's work, get there at - 8:50 AM
drive to my job (we both work in the same area), get there at - 9:00 AM
work - 9:00 AM - 12:30 PM
lunch - 12:30 PM - 1:00 PM
work - 1:00 PM-6:30PM
pick up gf - 6:45 PM
get dinner somewhere - 7:00 PM- 8:00 PM
drive back home, get there at 8:45 PM
shit, read on toilet 8:45 PM - 9:00 PM
write - 9:00 PM - 10:30 PM
vegetate in front of tv - 10:30 PM - 11:30 PM
brush teeth, piss - 11:30 PM- 11:35 PM
get in bed, go Veeky Forums, instagram, snapchat on phone til i fall asleep - 11:35 PM - 12-1 (depending on sleeplessness)

Weekdays:
>4:55 or 5:00 am (2 alarm clocks)
Wake up, brush teeth, drink water, fish oil, multi
>5:05 am
Walk dog b4 gym
>5:30 am
Down lots of coffee
>5:55 am
Lift Weights/ Run for 20 minutes then walk dog extra far on rest days
>7:30 am
Eat 7 eggs, turkey/chicken/leftover meat, spinach, & maybe a cup of oats
>7:45 am
Poop
>8:00 am
Shower, dress
>8:10 am
Leave for work/school

MW:
>9:00 am
Work (poop again at sometime between here)
>1:00 or 2:00 pm
Lunch break, eat prepared meals from home
>5:00 pm
Get off of work, leave for school, eat apple/banana
>5:45ish pm
Arrive at school
>6:00 pm
Class
>7:15 pm
Out of class

TR:
>9:00 am
Go to school to force myself to study/read in computer lab (because I lack the discipline to do it at home in my room) and poop again
>12:00 pm
Eat prepared meal
>1:00 pm
First class begins, followed by 3 in succession
>7:15 pm
Last class ends, out of class

Schedules converge:
>7:35ish pm
Arrive home
>7:40-8 pm
Make dinner to eat/ eat leftovers
>8:05 pm
Nonproductive hobbies for fun:
Smoke weed, play melee with roomates, tend to my small potted garden,
train doggo with youtube instructional videos, play guitar, force myself to read/write, shitpost
>9:00 pm
Eat cottage cheese, yogurt, or casein whey and make sure my macros are accounted for
>9:10 pm
Brush teeth, clean face, meditate for 10 min
>9:30ish
Dream of qt gf that rejects narcissism, wishes to live modestly, rebels against the absurdity of existence, strives to create meaning in her everyday life, and shows me her butt

Honestly, I suck at life unless I set alarms to go off with check lists of what to do next. Also avoid porn, tv, daydrinking, and other Jewish ploys to waste your time

Sounds comfy as fuck desu

Gotta hand it to you user, that's impressive. Trying to get /litfit/ myself but I have chronic motivational issues. Do you think working out a rigid schedule is the way to do it?

>Dream of qt gf that rejects narcissism, wishes to live modestly, rebels against the absurdity of existence, strives to create meaning in her everyday life, and shows me her butt
I know

>Wake up at 6:30 from being cold and wet from my own sick, usually on my couch
>Smoke some cigarettes and have a beer. Put on my leather jacket.
>Go to humanities department building, stand outside next to a motorcycle smoking
>eat at Macdonalds
>After the morning rush, go to a store and buy a bread, a red bull and a few more beers.
>Go to park, feed the ducks the bread, drink the red bull and a couple of beers.
>Go to the library to use the computers there to browse the internet, maybe flip through some books I would once have been able to read.
>Return to humanities department, stand outside smoking for an hour or two.
>Afternoon, it's getting dark now. So I usually just ride around the subways and busses for a few hours.
>Go home, finish a bottle of vodka while watching cartoons and the news on my couch.
>pass out

>wake up at half past noon
>browse aimlessly all day
>at 4 PM, turn off the computer and write the entry for my diary desu
>cry myself to sleep

Here's what I did my dude.

Just for context, I used to smoke meth and was a legit shit human being from 16-19 (21 now). I honestly believe that I have to occupy myself and work harder than the average person or else I am prone to embracing bad life choices. I am a selfish fuck at heart, but so be it. I feel privileged to be alive and guiding my future for once. I wake up eager everyday to prove this to myself, and to one day know the glory of a well-intentioned life.

True freedom comes from discipline; it's the only way I could escape my old suicidal thinking and endless avoidance of real life desu.

>Start waking up progressively earlier until you start naturally waking up at your goal time

To do this, I read somewhere how Native Americans used to drink a lot of water so they'd wake up to piss. It worked for me and I started waking up @ 5:00 in about a week.

>Keep a series of reoccurring alarms with descriptions for why you set them on your phone

You feel more obligated to stay on track when your phone's going off every little bit reminding you of being a lazy fuck if you ignore it. Also, you start to feel like your playing ghost trials on Mario Kart with your life thinking of where you were last time relative to now.

>Roll with the winners
Cut ties with toxic people if necessary. If they're close to you, tell them why and be direct. This goes especially for those with shitbag family members. Do not be passive aggressive or try to push blame on them. But give them an explanation and see if they might follow you to a better life. You'd be surprised. Also avoid echo chamber hug boxes of defeatist losers or you'll begin to ape them (i.e. r9k, tumblr type shit. People who blame the world without taking responsibility)

>Join clubs, volunteer groups, religious groups, etc. and get a lifting buddy

Make sure you aren't isolating in "cacoon mode". That's bs. You do better in all fields if you have someone to hold yourself accountable to.

>Never wait for motivation to do something. Go through with the action
Human brains are retarded and weren't meant to work 40 hour weeks. But fuck that shit, your bitch brain is not gonna stop you from becoming a sick cunt. Do not be dependent on emotion to do shit

>Don't daydream about the past thinking you could do high school better now if you went back in time or had a year in the hyperbolic time chamber to fix your life right now.
It sounds cheesy but you need a passion to live. Your passion is what you do. Not what you daydream about accomplishing, but what you're doing now. It's what you think about wishing you were doing at your shit 9-5 wageslave job. You might come to the uncomfortable realization that your passion is drinking a six pack after work, vidya, or whatever. But keep on doing what you need to do and the rest comes with time.

Godspeed m8. We're all gonna make it.

The only things I do everyday and may count as a routine are reading, writing, proofreading and crying A LOT.

What do you write?

>I read somewhere how Native Americans used to drink a lot of water so they'd wake up to piss.
Of all your good advice, this is the part I'm going to take and apply to my life.

There's nothing like a simple, concrete habit to excite me about effecting change.

>wake up around noon
>browse chan and social media for 20 minutes
>try to eat. I'm never hungry in the morning
>take doggo for 2-3 hr hike
>eat a small snack
>read infinite jest, usually around an hr
>get ready for work at shitty job at 4 pm
>work shitty restaurant job till midnight
>smoke j in parking lot outside of said shitty restaurant
>come home, shower and browse chan till 2-3 am
>sleep
I'm in an odd rutt in my life that I need to get out of

where's the full version of that pic?

...for a friend, you know