Long story short: Within the next three months I have to present a 3cm hairsample to the police...

Long story short: Within the next three months I have to present a 3cm hairsample to the police. I have taken amphetamines last weekend, which I wouldnt exactly like to show up on the screening.
I know hair grows at between 0.8 and 1.6 cm per month depending on the source (I think being blonde should help me in this case), so it might barely work, but no guarantees.

Is there any actually proven method of increasing hair growth, so I can cut my hair right before taking the test and only remain with the needed 3 cm length?
Wikihow says Vitamin C, Zinc and Iron as well as loads of Protein are best for growing hair faster.

Also it says that I have to carry the costs of the whole test (urine is in there as well that shouldnt be a problem after being clean for a couple weeks. Does anyone know how much I can expect to pay for this?

Use minoxidil

desu you're fucked crystal stays in your system for a lot longer than few days

Im not a frequent user so it should be out of my system pretty quickly. After that as long as I dont take more my hair will outgrow the part that is contaminated.
Three months will be a close call to grow three centimeters of hair though, so Im looking for ways to speed it up.

can't you cut the top 3 cm of your hair, which presumably grew before you took amps?

Im not a frequent user but I do take some every few weeks, so thats not an option.

How long does that take to show effect? Also it might be suspicious if they find hair growth accelerant in my hair, even though I dont have hairloss problems at all...

Just refuse
What kind of authoritarian country do you live in that would require you to cut off parts of your body?

Stop being a druggy junkie degenerate right now.

It takes a few weeks but it's proven to work

Just tell them you want like, super thick jesus hair

why do you have to give a hair sample to the police though?

2nd

Degree.

Wash your head in acetone

I can refuse but that means my drivers license will be sacked.
Basicalle the test is "an opportunity to prove that Im capable of driving a car" because apparently getting caught with drugs is a reason to doubt that, which I can honestly completely agree on.

Surely you have a constitutional right to a skinhead? You could test that in court. Fuck their shit up. Haha.

Refuse. If you're going to get your license revoked anyway, having "refused to consent to a test" on your record is a hell of a lot better than having a DUI.

How does it even constitute DUI that you just took drugs *some time*, not necessarily while driving? What is this BS? You can be a raging meth addict and still drive while sober.

The problem is that its in my own interest to take the test, and if I have no remaining body hair to take it, I will lose my license.
I guess I could try and get cancer or something...

My license will only get sacked if I dont do the test or dont pass it. The only incentive to refuse the test would be if it turns out taking it would be very expensive and I would likely fail it.
Ill have to find out just how much the test will cost me, but compared to what Id have to pay and do to get my license back its probably not that much.

No he had a dui already and now he has to do this to keep his license/get it back

Some oils have an effect on hair growth, look into :

coconut oil, castor oil, and mustard oil.

I think exposure to sunlight also helps quite a bit.

Biotin + oils

What would happen if you bleach and then dye your hair. Would this destroy the residue, or interfere with detection?

Its a bit more forgiving. I wont have a DUI if I can present the negative test, because there wont be any proof of me ever taking drugs.
As it stands I only have posession with likely intent of consumption (as opposed to distribution) in my file.

From what Ive read this doesnt destroy the hair deeply enough to remove all the drug residue. It also is counterproductive to hair growth.

D you mean consuming these oils or putting them in my hair?

I know fish oil capsules can help with hair quality, may be conducive to growth as well

minoxidil encourages the growth of new hairs but it probably won't happen in your time frame

Wtf? How can they assume you were under the influence while driving using a test that shows drug use in a time frame greater than a month? Something's not right with our legal system if having taken a drug 1 month ago proves beyond a reasonable doubt that you were under the influence while driving ar a specific point in time.

Was this like a plea deal or something?

I'm curious about this as well. I had a DUI here in the United States and the process was nothing like this. They can only use drug evidence against you that they collected directly after the arrest (breathalyzer or blood/urine sample)

It isn't that amphetamines stay in the strand for a long time (they do, though), it's that they stay in the follicle (which is why the test is so effective). Even if you shave or cut your hair, you're still gonna test positive, desu. Anything under 200mg usually won't show up on the test , so if you did less than that, you should be okay. They do sell "cleansing" products, which I've heard secondhand testimonies of claiming that they work, but who knows. The lab can see when you've tried to "clean" your hair via bleach, etc., and if they suspect, they'll just take your pubic hair instead.

Source: I live in Las Vegas and the major casinos l give every single employee a hair test as a condition of employment.

Is that testing done by a lab, or are there self-test kits. op could test his/her hair and know if it is safe to submit a sample or not.

This. It's likely the police are misrepresenting your legal options in order to collect evidence against you. Lawyer up and get real advice on your options here.
I've never heard of someone losing their license after just being caught with drugs, it doesn't make sense unless there's something else you're not sharing.

>tfw captcha has me select all the vehicles

There are self test kits, however, my post is regarding tests done by a professional lab.

>Implying they don't check for that

wig

Im german so its a different system for sure. Basically they say if you ever take drugs you shouldnt be allowed to drive.

Its definitely in a lab. They will do mass spectrometry and all that good stuff...

>mass spec
lol your fucked. that shit only needs picograms of something to give accurate readings

Yeah I know. But there obviously is a threshold that has to be crossed for them to be able to take my license. Traces of drugs could get in your hair through passive consumption like being a in a room where someone smoked a joint two hours ago or licking a banknote that someone used to snort something.

>German
Youre fucked. Here in America we have a bill of rights and due process of law

>be deutschlander
>smile at "refugees" the wrong way
>lose license
Why even try?
Also aren't you Germans supposed to be more liberal about drug use? Half of my RC suppliers are in deutschland, and the other half are in Poland or China.

Oh I could have that too of course. But I dont know how it is in the US, here the loser has to pay the costs of the court, and since Im likely to lose since I broke the law, it would just be extra costs probably in the 4 digit area...

Its not Germany, its Bavaria, which means super conservative government and police, who love nothing more than to catch people using drugs.

Shave your hair off.
All of it. Eyebrows and everything.

If I dont do the test within the next 3 moths I'll lose my license. If I dont have any hair I cant do the test.
The only solution is to grow enough clean hair in that time or to get chemotherapy to have an excuse for no hair...

well take the air from sombody clean or some old hair that you find on your bed

>its Bavaria
Lol
At least it's not Saxony, where the girls all look like pigs

go for monthly urine tests instead, and have them analyze for all types of drugs. pee test and hair test have the same validity as long as you test for the same substances. in your case, thc, cocaine, crystal meth, ecstasy, and heroin should be enough. one-time-only drug abuse might not show up in urine tests, and they are easier to cheat. also you will loose your license forever if you don't work seriously on your addiction problems.

Just tell them you are an anarchist and our dear protector of Liberty will let you out of it

>exposure to sunlight
You're fucked OP

Soak your hair sample in bleach, there is NO law against washing your hair with bleach.

Got a brother or sister? Use one of their hairs.

Preeetty sure the hair has to be taken in front of a police doctor...

I dont think thats an option since I also have to take a urine test anyways.
I would definitely do it as I have no addiction problem at all.

Hearty kek. I could always buy a UV lamp.

Shave your head and wear a wig that is made out of human hair. It's your only option.