Hey guys, after some on the ground research, I finally found the holy grail of philosophy undergraduates...

Hey guys, after some on the ground research, I finally found the holy grail of philosophy undergraduates, Slavoj Žižek's home adress.
Write him a letter one post at the time, and I'll send it to him.

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Dearest

Slavy Slav,

Fist me, daddy and so on.

Kako si?

I'm just curious, what was your first sexual experience?

...

but he has at least one kid

I'd like to tell you about my first sexual experience Slavoj, if you wouldn't mind

I know you won't. I will start with the details and work myself up to the bigger picture.

Is there any peace from ideology?

It was a damp September afternoon, and I had just finished watching the Pervert's guide to cinema

After which I felt a discreet burning in my loins, and recalled the My Little Ponies pornographies that I had fapped to just prior (to fap is a to masturbate, as you may know in internet lingo), but I thought I should find some other porn so I went looking for it.

He was created when a dildo was inserted into a fleshlight

...

and so on and so forth

You need me more than I need you.

Max Stirner is better than Karl Marx.

Is ME!ME!ME! an accurate representation of struggle and acceptance of ideology in our weeb lives?

DILDOS
PLASTIC PENISES

>implying that he's hard to find

Well then user, I dare you to find one of his private emails or a home address.

He is constantly lecturing at the philosophy college next to the mechanical engineering college I attend, you can see him all the time

Can the faculty not do anything about this?

I think they want him to do it, scary I know but žižek is our national trasure, up there with the new first lady and the likes

Sket get off Veeky Forums

sniff

Sniff

how anyone can take this conman seriously is beyond me. the guy is a joke, his "philosophy" is in fact pseudo-philosophy, ie. a bunch of nonsense and certain trivial points written in obscure language. zizek is an ugly consequence of the postmodernist plague - a showman who has nothing to say, yet the "young intellectuals" listen to him as if he was preaching the word of God. philosophy truly is dead.

And so on and so forth

obligatory
youtube.com/watch?v=80X0pbCV_t4

*sniff* and so on and so on *sniff*