ITT: describe a book badly

People at burning man ride giant snakes

wow, what a useless thread

Deity doubles residual antagonists

especially now youre here

Potato nigger grows up.

man gets with the program for real this time

CRASH!

standard rpg
oh wait that's a good description

Someone has a nice picnic in an out-of-the-way place.

is this good?

Life of girl. Just girl.

I enjoyed it, and it has a couple of ideas that you may not have thought of. It's short either way, so not much lost. The movie has excellent cinematography.

I looking for rocket
him name quintuple zero rocket
who took my rocket?
I'll find my rocket

Mein Kampf

Crash

Paradise Lost

College kid moves to city, gets a job in a paint factory.

Dude kills a few people

Only one enemy remained; two if you counted God.

Hah.

Portrait of the Artist

guy wants to finish a book and get the girl, but stuff gets in the way.

cute boy fucked up

Dysfuntional families bicker with each other.

...

Invisible Man

man doesn't kill father

Some animals go a little WEE WOO

Bingo

An eventful walk on the beach.
Gets executed by guillotine.

The stranger

>The British printing of Vampire: The Masquerade

"On Women" by Schopenhauer

everything was fine until my hammer broke. fucking descartes