Why doesn't this shitty board have a sticky...

Why doesn't this shitty board have a sticky? How do I into cooking if I'm an autistic manchild who can barely crack an egg?

Because a sticky would improve the quality of the board, and the mods can't let that happen now could they?

start with simple stuff like pasta, pancakes, sandwiches etc.

this is one of the only decent boards on this site.

it's one of the better boards but I wouldn't call it decent

It's garbage and half the threads have been fast food or banquet dinners since 2009 on.

>implying you've been here since 2009

oh my god get some help

No one would agree on anything in a sticky.

What we should have, is flags

the answer is 5π/2

I've been here since april 2005 personally.

Pick a food you want to make. Google a recipe. Follow the recipe.

If you can't do that kill yourself and I'm serious.

10pi

Watch good eats

This image is fucking dumb because it loses the brilliance of the original bait, where the double beer mug is subtly replaced with a single one. This is just a shitty calculus problem.

>where the double beer mug is subtly replaced with a single one
That one fucked me up the first time and I felt like an idiot

Ive been here since 2001 and witnessed 9/11 with /pol/, personally.

This is the correct answer.

go vegan,
no eggs there,
problem solved, youre welcome.
no, im not memeing.

How to solve for hotdog?

just watch chef john videos dumass

The hotdog is a variable. The integral of (1/x)sin(x)dx from 0 to infinity is pi/2.

I think it's meant as a joke lad

How did they react?

>T. 2014 newfag

>2001
>/pol/

This is such low-quality bait nobody would fall for..Carry on.

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Dude this garbage board would be lucky if the janitor ever came on and did his job, let alone have a fucking sticky.

Let me show you

What/s the best way to boil water?

its 5pi/2

Heat it, I guess.
A sticky was being written by the guys on the IRC but I've yet to see any finished product anywhere.
It should be a simple task because cooking is objective and the basics don't change.
Of course a sticky would have to be just techniques and not recipes per se.

That way the Americans and europeans can immediately start fighting

They already do, dumbdumb. At least we'll know who's false flagging and shitposting the most