Hey Veeky Forums I'm making s special treat for dinner and I'd love to teach you how to make it! I call this dish the...

Wow that cooked really well! Is anyone ready for the surprise??

Sadly yes. I am ready for the fucking surprise.

Wow cool mat OP! I f'king LOVE science haha

SHOW ME THE FUCKING SURPRISE, OP

> you couldn't make a pizza sandwich out of them before
> he doesn't know how to stack a round thing on top of another round thing

how did you put it on your plate user?

OP was taken out by old man Totino himself. Nobody will know the secret.

You fucked up, didn't you

You stupid little shits. You thought this was gonna be a pizza sandwich? You ignorant fuckers. This is a pizza EXTRAVAGANZA! Surprise, you assholes.

Pizza lasagna?

How many african villages is this going to serve?

at least 20 for a week

I'm slightly intrigued. I split a 120 count Totino's pizza rolls with my brother a few weeks ago. It was an extravaganza of sorts

Only pizzas?
Disappointed desu senpai

Things are heating up around here.

i like where this is going
by like i mean i hate myself and wish every day for the sweet release of death

At this point I hope you put that in between two red baron 'zas. If not ill cut you up and make chili out of you.

and to add insult to injury ill add beans to his chili

Glaze with ketchup.

>cheese totinos

why the fuck wouldn't you get pepperoni

why do they even make non-pepperoni

anyways this is cool, hurry it the fuck up though. i'm getting impatient.

How many calories is this

Each pizza is 310 calories per serving, and there's two servings per pizza. So 2480 calories from the four pizzas alone.

But is that the only surprise?

moar

What the fuck!? Fucking post it!

>hour and a half later
Did op burn his house down?

NIgga gotta let him cook the damned pizza

ohhhh god

Pretty sure the dude ate it and then had a heart attack.

it takes 10 minutes to heat up these fuckers
op has abandoned us

its always the fucking drunks

I love this board

For some reason I thought those were pizza-flavoured condoms.

Man fuck you op, i wanted to see where this was going

JUST LOOK AT THIS BABY

So, what's the surpise? Is it that you're not obese?

what hath man wrought?

>Surprise
You can do better than THAT.

I'm completely unsurprised so far, faggot

Strangely tempting. I thought you were going to do something disgusting, but that pic makes me want to try it.

>I bought premade pizzas and stacked them on top of each other
That is some very suprising ''''''''''cooking'''''''''' user.
Great thead, well done!

Very nice, although, as another user said I would have went with the pepperoni or supreme, also a good dousing of parmesan cheese and crushed red pepper, with a smothering of ranch dressing on top

Some of you are spoiled brats, let me tell you. Just so you know, I ate the entire thing last night.

That looks atrocious, you fat fuck, and why did you spread out your pictures over the span of a day?

You should try putting some pizza seasoning and extra cheese on them next time. It really transforms them. Regardless I am going to have to try this.

>Soybean solids, oils, and emulsifiers
>Cheese

That said I crave these a couple times a year. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

Kill yourself nigger.