Buy 1L of whiskey and a 6 pack of tallboys

xe wanted to fuk

>buy bag of candy
>cashier says "don't eat that all at once"
>eat it all at once

>There's nothing that can be read in the cashier's remark other than it being mean spirited.

Your mind is totally fucked.

>buy several 4lokos
>"oh you're getting crazy tonight huh?"
>"t-thanks, you too"

Being agressive =/= being mean spirited
Sometimes people are mean for good reasons

What's with all the frogposting aspie threads today/this week? Is it the same shitposting faggot?

>buy booze
>"wow you don't look 25"

>tfw baby faced, but drink, smoke, and gamble.

With pleasure brings pain.

people are so rude
>"LOL I BET U GET ID'D A LOT"

>not going to multiple liquids stores per week so you don't look like an alcoholic

>they call the manager over and then have him look at your ID

>walk into liquor store
>before i can say anything the cashier already has a pint of vodka on the counter

>"OH YOU'LL LOVE IT WHEN YOU'RE OLDER"

>order a shitload of Chinese delivery
>driver comes to door and says incredulously in thick accent "this ALL for you?"
It is.

cheeky

good 'go 'za

Do American cashiers really do this?
In my country everyone minds their own business.

Spotted the finn

The casheird are usualy being friendly and trying to start a conversation and the autiists cant handle it

why tho

it takes less than 1 minute to ring some stuff up i wasn't planning on making a new lifelong friend in the meantime

Exactly, I'm down for normal banter, just dont make me discuss my alcoholism

I had to order this much because you won't deliver unless I spend £10 or more!

Chuckled furiously.

t: finn

good 'go 'za

>t. Finn
I liked Woodface the best. It was pretty good.

>I don't need to see your ID, you come here every day

bitch no I don't I rotate between three liquor stores specifically to avoid this kind of rhetoric

Hey, man.

In Finland it's a crowded house if there's more than one.

Always take the weather with you my friend.

Can I marry you?

I'd make eggs benedict with champagne every morning.

...

Quads confirm well be together alone.

>UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
*human approaches*
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck, dude. All the gets for us.

So what do you do?

Listen to a lot of Crowded House evidently.
I never imagined anyone would get that Finn/ Woodface reference.

I'm a schizoid not an autist. Get it right

Welp, nothing wrong with that.

We're bound to run into each other in the end, especially on Veeky Forums with many like-minded people posting.

Y'all need to meet senpais

I will now be dropping veiled crowded house references into my posts from this day on.
If you see one make sure you use the t. Finn suffix in your reply.

Yes, chef.

DEVILISH

>Are you suuuuuure you're 21???

I'M 30 YEARS OLD YOU CUNT NOW RING UP MY HOOCH SO I CAN GO HOME AND PREMATURELY AGE MYSELF

>be 24
>buy liquor
>never get carded
>people say I look in my 40s

>be fat
>order pizza
>cashier says "sorry for the weight"
STOP

>got actually carded once
>"oh you look so much older"
Thanks, cunt

kek

tell me something I don't know

There's always a lot of frogs on this board. You just didn't start noticing until recently.

Fuck, I know that feel. Within one week of starting my shitty retail job I went from being worried I look too young to being worried I look to old. All because 2 different people told me they thought I was 40, and one told me I looked older than I was.

Fuck I need to move to Finland

Glad to hear I'm not alone then.

What kind of job? Are you like a charcutier in a big market or something?

Maybe she works every 3 days?

Nah, instore Geek Squad.

I'm fully aware it's a total meme job, I only went for it because I couldn't get a real job and my dad recommended it to me. I'm superstitious like that.

I can't tell if that dog wants to hump me or blackmail me.

Fug.

Better stick to it for a little while then until you find a better one, yes?

>Dis arr for yuu?!

No joke, a guy I went to a beer festival with got ID'd 3 times to get in. Even then the lady who checked his ID said he looked 14.

...

>twelve cans of beer
wew

people know about tim finn outside this country?
t. kiwi

>have beard
>look 26 or 27 and never get carded
>no beard
>get carded everytime

>be 30
>be asian
>cant grow facial hair
>get carded for cigarettes

That is normal

Is it? I have a bit of a baby face without the beard and being fat doesn't help.

>get 101 wild turkey, always
>2 handles for the week
>see now handle of 101
>indian says, "will be in stock monday"
and now i have to switch it up. fuck

thats p good. years of alcoholism and now im seeing my face age. its like ive skipped 30 and onto 40 now. youll miss the baby face

>have a bit of a baby face without the beard
>confused why he looks younger without beard

lose some weight you disgusting unshaven fat cunt

i actually regressed to looking younger again when i went down from 100kg to 70kg. im a 172cm 26 yr old with baby blue eyes who cant grow a beard. a decade of drinking is finally beginning to show its mark though, even if im trying to get healthy now.

No need to be rude nigger.

>get my beers
>pay
>forgot I had a coupon

Sorry, you might not be disgusting you unshaven fat cunt. I'll check myself next time.

>I'm an baby and need constant attention no matter how superficial and forced

this thread is very good

I bet youd love to eat here.
google.ca/amp/nesn.com/2017/03/canadian-bar-is-using-coasters-made-of-parts-from-cars-in-dwi-wrecks/amp/

You saved a coupon, now you have beer and a coupon for more beer.

I ate basically 4-5 different food items 85% of the time, the rest is sides, condiment, or a snack whatever. I also buy the cheapest store brand (the price goes up from double ad infinitum otherwise) and since they're small packages, I have to buy many and often, since I don't have much space in my backpack and don't drive or whatever.
Anyways, this cashier, fat make-up-ed grimace lady, made a comment once about how I always bought 8 packs of cottage cheese. I avoid her like plague from then, and always make sure cycle the cashiers at least twice before going to the same one again.
Fucking mouthy cunts, making me more self-conscious and more hyper aware.

I knew I was drinking too much when the chick at my liquor store started remembering my name and putting me in for the rewards program without my prompting.
t.autistic future school shooter, I hope I don't live near you

narcissism

>empty line has a qt cashier
>go to one of the longer ones
>qt cashier sees all this happen

>cashier at the liquor store remembers me from high school

>user writes green text with obvious alternate version
>waits so it looks like someone else writes the retort

Just post your fiction together

I don't know what you're referring to.

You were going to write a greentext from the cashiers point of view but now you won't because it is obvious it is you.

I'm not sure who should be laughing at who here

wow, you got me, detective autism. On to the next case now. I hear there's murmurs of a girl posting over on r9k that might not be a girl.

I do it for free as well user.

At least they have a job.

PRO BONO?

I'm only an amateur Bono, but I give what I can. Now let's start work on that shemale case.

Tim Finn is Australian you cunt

Fuck off you aussie cunt, your kind are only good for working in UK pubs.

>buy a six pack of beer most evenings on the way home from work
>there are five different stores that are fairly convenient
>go to a different store each day of the week
>starting to feel paranoid that they know i'm going to different stores every day
>have to start going to less convenient stores
>buying larger quantities of beer at the grocery store when i do my regular shopping
>why the fuck am i so concerned about gas station clerks knowing i'm an alcohol?