Where and how do I find a gf who is into books, Veeky Forums?

Agitate in Lichtenstein.

I want to furiously pierce and penetrate them with something in my crotch.

2>1>5>3>4

>that post number

These lardo's won't date anyone their size, that's the funny part.

underrated post

they would if he was same size because muscles

That's because dicks come easy.

I'm talking to a girl who said Naked Lunch sounded awesome when I described it to her

I'm one step closer to fulfilling my dream of acquiring an edgelord gf

i know one and they like me

should i date them?

are we staging the 19th C novel panic again?

don't bother, she has a bf

unironically, what did you mean by this?

i know a Veeky Forums girl and she is openly crushing on me

how is she 'openly crushing' on you?

She is probably just being polite and he's projecting.

"i like you"
"i wish you would go out with me"

sorry that you have no success with the opposite sex

And what did you say to her? "Let me sleep on it."

He hopefully quoted Zizek.

"ahem *sniff* permit me to tell you a disgashting joke from old Yugoslav war"

he probably said nothing because it's not true

cummy on tummy

word of advice: don't take these things too seriously, its a turn off.

:^)

thanks
let me give you an advice in return: don't throw garlic at prospective mates

College campuses and nearby coffee shops. Just scout around, and be reading while you do. They are out there, you can find one too

After reading this one post and believing the poster I now realize my gf and I are one in a million

>being this new

i meant they/them, but now i think i see: neutral pronouns?

fatties don't like to be called plural

it a cis girl. i just got into the habit of using they/them because its low effort and nobody is offended besides le grammer nazies who i hate anyways

i'll keep that in mind

Grad school. They're fun, cute, smart. I loved grad school girls. Many are already in serious relationships, sadly, but I bedded a few and married one.

okay but what did you actually say i'm curious

This.

Women, as a rule, are not intelligent. Scholarly women are either psuedointellectuals or they're mentally ill and/or lesbians.

not much desu i tried to brush it off in a playful way and talk about something else and she went with it

Underrated post.

>tfw no gf
Books for this feel?

low test detected

Eliot, Chevalier de la Rogère - Mon monde tordu

All of them.

Probably redundant advice for a nonspecified reader, not OP because he is a faggot anyway:

Find a place where talking about books is usual and/or encouraged (humanities campuses / students's reading clubs / your friend's crib with some beers and weed / "centri sociali", dunno, I'm not an anglophone so think of your equivalents).

Start talking about the books you're reading / have read in, preferrably, a non autistic way, putting all of your passion and joy into it, describing why you love them, your thoughts about them; rant about the theories and ideas they put into you, be sincere (insofar as you can, what with you being a Veeky Forums poster and all), don't try and make up shit you don't feel or think or believe.

Do it again and again, talk with other people, listen to them, ask them about what they read (out of honest interest or just because you want them to ask you the same) - the most important thing is that, if you can, you've got to do it because you like the action itself, the sharing, the chance to talk about books. Don't go about it teleologically, obviously keep an eye out for people who show more than a fair share of interest but try and feel satisfied just by talking.

If you keep at it, either you'll get someone's attention (happens to almost everybody sooner or later) or, if anything, you'll have a nice place to go and chat instead of this radioactive wasteland of a board.

For what's worth, that's how I got in my relationship. We started talking about Philosophy, as we both study it, and shared books and authors for about six or seven months until we just decided to go with it. Try it, at least.

she a qt?

>shared books and authors for about six or seven months
did she actually rec anything good or are you a pseud

Seconded because it's true. Friends that are genuinely interested in literature are either neurotic or just don't care if the people they are dating reads or not. yeah yeah I'm a cuck etc et

>"cis" girl as if there is any other kind
>low effort
>gender neutral anything
>le grammar nazis

she the qtst

Well, she got me to read Cioran (which I kind of meant to but didn't before she gave me her copies) mostly, and Sarah Kane too. Other things we've discovered together (like Giorgio Manganelli, Kierkegaard, Carlo Ginzburg, the like), but I kind of have the kind of strong personality that makes me the reccer usually. I mean, she likes it, but I feel guilty about it. Thanks for reminding me to have her shove something my way soon.

Prufrock and Other Observations

>I know a girl who pretends to be smart and I humor her because I want to have sex with her

it's actually much funnier if Veeky Forums got with an actual smart person. we'd have to break up because they've read it and don't get how our memes are more important than their text citation. or they'd explain our relationship development in terms of bergson and we'd spend two weeks not knowing if we broke up or are moving in together and when we finally confess to her, she'd think it was a joke about time because she's read bergson and believes we're not lying shitheels who would pretend to read a philosopher for self imagined bragging rights on a literature forum buried in creative section of Veeky Forums a few boards down from the one where people draw low quality anime porn and fruit together.

are you italian too?

Yes, of course.

That's why you have to date someone who posts here AND actually reads. Much better.

OP has shit tastes in women.

Murakami

>someone who posts here AND actually reads
>
user

this

Yeah, didn't think it could happen too. Then I started posting here.

>lying shitheel detected
we can still fuck. have you read bergson?

...did it even cross your mind to try a local library or bookstore?

No

But I really want to, I've started Deleuze's books on cinema and I felt a bit out of place without having read Bergson. Should I start with Matter and Memory?

Lel she wants to date you and you guys haven't even fucked yet?

Idk something about your posts seems to suggest that you're a virgin (not saying that's a bad thing) and don't know how to deal with woman (not that I'm the Pussy-slayer Supreme or anything). Usually people don't just flat out ask someone to date them. Either they've been fucking each other for awhile or maybe if they're both really unassertive and prudish they've known each other for awhile and have already both made it clear that they like each other. I can't imagine that a girl got to the point where she asked you to date her and you haven't fucked yet, and you also haven't already reached the point where you decided (and made it clear to her) that you're romantically interested in her and want to date.

They are rare

BUT YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TALK IN A LIBRARY

Cool down, kiddo.

next time i go to my local library i will ask some hobo qt if she wants to read Infinite Jest with me

You're not supposed to go over the speed limit either. If you're going to let superflous rules hinder your shot at an intimate relationship, you deserve to be alone. Most rewards go hand in hand with some sort of risk. Take one.

This.

Upvoted.

fuck you I don't go to the library to be disturbed by you "taking a chance" kys or at least self harm

So what's Veeky Forums type of girl?

aunt helga

>humanities campuses
no thanks i want an attractive woman not a land whale going on about the patriarchy

One that can orgasm very easily.

Go with the psychology department.

Must suck being an American, I guess

>false dichotomy falacy
If you can't find a happy medium between
disturbing someone and keeping to yourself while autisically staring at them in awe, you don't have the social skills to foster a relationship. Enjoy dying alone.

>Ayn Rand
Instant nut.

>a happy medium between
disturbing someone and keeping to yourself
Like talking to someone at a place other than a library?
>you don't have the social skills to foster a relationship
>Enjoy dying alone
I'm not the one trying to find le gf. I'm a person who was raised well enough to know that you're supposed to be quiet in a library.

Look guys I know you like Thomas Pynchon but he can't be your favorite male author *and* your waifu, he's a boy for cripes sake!

Yes

>disturb in library, or converse somewhere else. Pick one.
If those are the parameters you've set for yourself, enjoy.
>My upbringing.
>SHHHH this is a library
Well, with that stellar upbringing of yours, I would expect you of all people to know that quiet =/= dead silence.

>enjoy
I will.
>quiet =/= dead silence
~(~dead silence frivolously chatting up le qt grill because omg you need to take a chance once in a while and if other people don't respect you hindering them in using the library for it's intended purpose well they're simply bitter old fools who don't believe in LOVE aren't they)

jesus fuck just go to a dating website and search for "book lover" or "bookish" or "library" or some authors' names or something
i mean some of the sites even allow you to make lists of your favourite things, look for lists of books
it's not that difficult

also 5, 2, 4, 3, 1

It's not hard, this can be done without acting like a fucking bimbo. Honestly, maturity is the difference.

the difference between what

>>false dichotomy falacy
whoah shit let me check if this is Veeky Forums, oh yeah people can't quite grasp middle school level logic this is Veeky Forums alright

even posting this makes me liable to someone screeching ad hominem at me.

>I kind of have the kind of strong personality that makes me the reccer usually.
only way to do it. Just rec her stuff that you think will make her a better person/better for you, not stuff that you think is necessarily interesting.

The difference between a good first impression and being written off as an inconvenience.