Will eating this make me gay?

Will eating this make me gay?

You're already gay.

it's not gay of the balls don't touch

Hopefully

You're already a faggot OP

Probably.

It won't make you gay, but it definitely makes you a faggot.

No, It's not like you're eating quiznos or something

Here I thought its not gay if you close your eyes.

It certainly won't make you any gayer than usual, as if you needed assurance

Yes

No, but sucking my dick will. Come on over bro and give daddy some head ;-)

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>lame ass spongecake with icing
I can't even imagine how shit that cake must taste. Kinda fitting they made it with faggot colors.

cool story bro

can confirm, have eaten, am gay

do Newton 7 colors one, add light blue and light green instead of the current green. Fuck the police

>Newton 7 colors

If he did that he'd want an indigo, not light green/light blue

Just look at it. What do you think?

Better than turning into a nigger though.

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No, but it's a huge fucking waste of time.

I made a similar cake, meant to look like the American flag. It took HOURS because I only had two cake pans, and I had to make something like six or seven layers. It looked great, but it was just a plain god damn cake with no flavor at all.

I will never do that again. I can make a rum cake in a fraction of the time and it'll have a lot more flavor than any faggy instagram food-coloring cake.

I ate a cake like that once, i don't think it will make you gay but i do enjoy a beefy pozzed up load now and then

Took me a while.

>cucumbers

So is this a european thing?

If you say no homo before and after then you will remain straight

lmao

>pozzed

I don't know why this word makes me laugh every single time it's being spouted.

>tfw jew doctor removed my cucumbers at birth without my consent
feels bad man