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I would impregnate her and have a beautiful family with her.

But you don't have a dick so how would any of that happen?

I'm pretty sure it's actually a weed pipe, believe it or not.

cronenbergmuseum.tiff.net/collaborateurs_15-collaborators_15_m-eng.html

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Ovtopus stuffed turkey on crab with bacon strips

>implying your kids would be yours and not the black goats

nice golduck

Where'd you get that cute picture of my waifu's true form, OP?

That pistachio has a huge boner, dude.

or as we call it in new york, steamed hams

no really, what the fuck is that?

An elder god that your feeble human brain won't be able to comprehend.

It's HP Lovecraft.

>star trek is garbage tier
I hope you fucking die

I'm glad I don't have a mind filled with grotesque shit like you

>when you realize there are homos on this board wondering right now how that thing would feel in their ass

eww

a fantasy toy that will go in his butt tonight.

OwO!! What's that

get off my board jesse

>>>/reddit/

>she sees your dick

>nobody thought that but you
>faggot

Star trek is reddit now? Here I was thinking it started about 50 years before reddit

What the fuck are you talking about

its crypto-reddit

>Star Trek sucks

Get the fuck off Veeky Forums NOW you FUCKING tourist

>op quotes something from lovecraft
>say its from star trek

fucking millennials. i think youre the one who should fuck off

who are you quoting?

lmao gave me a chuckle. 7/10

>elder god

Confirmed for never having actually read Lovecraft.

>Be reddit
>Go to Veeky Forums
>What does green mean?
>Google it, wikihow or some other site said it's to quote
>Who are you quoting?

Leave immediately.

Are you literally retarded?

Who are you asking?

you fucking wot m8?

>Go to african gf's house
>Why aren't you eating user?

>holiday in Finland
>meet cute girl
>invites you to dinner
>if you don't eat the entire sheep's head she will never speak to you again

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i can do that

How dare you.
[spoiler] Also, I was quoting Bloodborne instead of H.P. Lovecraft. [/spoiler]

Will never eat.
Those shits ate dangerous and full of diseases
>be highschool kid
>church goes to Guatemala for mission trip
>natives show group of friends this abandoned house full of bats
>sling a bat down to so they can make bat soup later
>friend touches said bat
>1 months later friend has emergency surgery to remove pus pocket from throat
>Had it lysed, would have throw him into septic shock immediately and killed him
>docs say it was from the bat

Im a try everything once sort of person, but that scared me off of any possibility of trying bat short of in a high class restaurant

what the fuck

that is norway you fuck homo take that back we is not barbarian like norway and ruotsi and propably russia as well

Motherfucker must've had a small lesion on him or something. Should've brought hand sanitizer after touching these kind of things.

you don't eat bats. they carry shitloads of human transferable diseases including ebola.

>meme cooking

just save your money senpai

Sorry my religion doesn't allow me to eat sheep or goats, unless it's midnight and we're in a graveyard.

We were all dumb high school kids. We were working with rebar and concrete building a church there so he probably did have a cut or blister on his hand, now that I think about it

I don't even know what I'm seeing here.

I found a bat just chillin on the ground in the middle of the daytime once. Grabbed a big leaf and carried him around for a while. Eventually it got dark enough that he decided to stop being a lazy fucker and he flew away.

Fly on Batbro.

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Awww. You're good people, user.

Please tell me what the bat looked like?

[spoiler] Why didn't your spoiler work? [/spoiler]

No spoilers on Veeky Forums. Don't really understand why they're not board wide

Spoiler tags only work on /b/ and media boards like /tv/ and /co/. No reason to have them here

Lovecraft is trash for pulp-reading retards and star trek is standard tv trash nerd """culture'""
The type of people who like both are likely the ones who post fast food on here

do americans really eat this?

Iä! Iä Cthulhu fhtagn!

> muh opinions

Wow, you did it

>dude like get this, i just found out something new
>god is dead and nothing is objective
>Mind blown right?
>Bet you never thought of that before, huh?
Pick up a book and read it for once

It looked like a fucking bat, dumbass.

Even the broth looks infected.

this must be bait

So that's why you're garbage.

Batbro was all brown and furry and he was foaming at the mouth. My other nickname for him was "Mister Bitey".

> implying that ebola is not a healthy and natural part of a balanced diet

I eat it obviously.

That's an ironic response to greentexts on Veeky Forums. Has been forever. I suggest you leave my le oldfag le telling newfag how to 4chans newfag