Alright Veeky Forums let's play a game

Alright Veeky Forums let's play a game.
Describe the basic plot of a book as poorly as you can, see if anyone can guess it.

>Hero in a bar tells a story about how much better his life is than everyone else's.

All plots are the same retard.

harry potter?

>killed because of hot sun

>crazy storms
>muh slavery
>muh magic gem
>muh waifu?
>cool armaments

Stormlight Archives

Plane crashed by fellow of large stature

The stranger

>I have money, why don't u love me??

edgyman.

L'Etranger

>guy commits murder, is rewarded with faith and a qt gf

Crime and Punishment

>somebody catches in the rye

Pride and Prejudice?

>So uh, there's, like, a lot of people with a lot of names and a lot of money and everyone is good-looking, but also sad. Except that one girl. That one's ugly.

>>I have money, why don't u love me??
Sounds like a Notes From The Underground scene

C&P

A dude wanders the desert for a while. Then his name changes.

yes, in case that was an answer for me

I figured that'd be easy

>you like niggers!!
>yes
>cue predictable ending

>muh bureaucracy

To Kill a Mockingbird

Dune

I guess that works too. Damn.

>Man writes journal about cucking an older woman for a younger one

lolita

Bane?

>wise guy hangs out with Satan

4u

Dr. Faustus?

Faust, but close enough.

Got it

The Fall

faust. way too easy my friend.

Men can't cuck women you retard.

>man gets rich
>gets revenge on everyone
>tfw still no gf in the end

Book of Genesis. Lots of name changes. Abram -> Abraham in particular

>oh boy I sure love this city
>nothing much happens
>sausages

Gatsby
or
Wuthering Heights

That sounds like The Count of Monte Cristo, but he does get that Greek chick in the end.

Close. I'll add one more detail that I feared would make it too easy:

>escapes prison

Correct. And he does, but I always felt he was bittersweet about it.

Guy loses his job
His girl tries to kill him
He unknowingly bangs his mom
He joins the military
He becomes king

>smartass know-it-all homo loves a handsome guy but never admits it
>everybody die
>and there is a painting

>I am old, world is stupid, fuck everything
>fuck young girl, everything is beautiful

Yeah Monte Cristo came to mind but I thought about the greek qt and figured it wouldn't count.

>rich boy has cool dad and bitch mother
>starts getting gay with a poor boy
>War
>mother even more of a bitch
>Dad turns out to be total cuck
>the only reasonable option is to shoot my friend

Swollen-foot King
Dorian gay

>sexually frustrated guy finds fuckbuddy
>realized the whole world is a lie

>Dorian gay
nice

>nobody got this

its that faggot kvotch and hia faggot book

a norwegian man goes to the mountains and builds his house and family

>author tries to postpone his own inevitable suicide by writing 1200 page book about tennis

>leftist jew secretly in love with one of the most controversial figure of our time who has the stupidest name ever
>stupid name guy bores him and drops him
>jew write revenge book telling how evil he is

Infinite Jest

walden

>Young guy goes crazy because of some razors then kill his little sister, who turns out to be Jodie Foster. Best book ever.

They both kind of sound like Steppenwolf

nah, that would only work if you replace 'family' with 'intimate acquaintance with home-grown beans'

nice

lie is not abstract like in steppenwolf

>britbong and his crew gets stranded
>becomes first weeaboo ever

The Great G-man

The Trial

>entire economy and caste system of isolated tribe revolves around pigs

lord of the flies

Animal farm

wrong

Lord of Flies?

>I'm poor and everyone is mean, so it's fine if I'm a cunt too!

right

>worms are the best gasoline and can also get you pretty fucked up

7 generations of a family have an orgy, get punished by God.

men getting on boat then vase get raped by goat

Well that just has to be Dune

Show Gun

Literally nothing happens.

Growth of the Soiled

Paulo Coelho: Alchimist

dykes do their shit, let the men play, yuck

Thanks for the spoiler alert for the Bible.

Guy just wants to get to Madrid but keeps getting interrupted by tl;dr nerd lords and some ghosts who want to give him money

Man who building a spaceship in Utopia is seduced by bald woman

>Man wanders around villages
>quotes poets both real and fake
>sees a qt
>dies

>cucked by cousin
>gutted by wife
>avenged by son
>translated by Fagles

We?

shawshank redemption

idk if i spelled that right

>fucking hell this train trip takes forever, I'd rather die

>girl accidentally becomes a teacher
>random guy in a nun outfit because why not

Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

paranoid schizo works with starfish and sock puppet to save 5 worlds and a moon.

a shit ton of stuff happens in the bible senpai.

>be me
>be dumb bitch little girl
>wanna be a writer real bad
>oh hey my sisters getting naked
>huh, I sure hope that dude rapes her

i think its dq

growth of the soil by knut hamsun, correct. wp user

Posting the first pic in this thread to spice things up, lads.

>bald guy likes war

He didn't apologize.

Blood Meridian

I thought it would have been much faster
Yeah, that's it.

>Some dudes learn to be professional niggers
>Being niggers gets most of them killed
>Continue to be niggers except the man always tryna keep them down
>fuckin wizards

Something by Becket

>blind guy talks to some people, dies in the woods

>I'm 50 now and I'm sad as fuck, look at my drawings

>kid does a bunch of cocaine and can't stop reading billboards

The Oresteia
>tfw fight brothers war for 10 years
>tfw finally home to loving wife
>tfw nope