Start reading book

>start reading book
>character description
>height is in american units

EVERY TIME

Pepe does not appreciate this!!!

>start reading book
>character description
>character is a manlet

That makes Pepe furious, see for yourself in this pic

What the fuck is an American unit?

Are we measuring in burgers or something?

>expecting frogposters to do anything right

See how that makes Pepe feel (attached image to illustrate)

>start reading a book
>character is just blatantly described

>start reading a book
>distance is described in versts

a unit that's been to the moon

>Height is under 6 foot
>Girl is interested in him

Always chuckle when manlets try to write "romance".

>open a book
>nothing worse than when absolute normie-core cries and pretends that he's a robot
>keep reading anyway
>a wild Older Chad appears; his grill is literally Stacy: the book character
>TEN CHAPTERS about how Chad regularly eats pig kidneys; fuck the robot character and his troubles amirite
>as expected Chad's a Jew
>starting to doubt if this isn't just /pol/ playing the other side of the fence for gags
>the Chad gives fake compassion to the robot character, takes him to his house
>robot character sees Stacy
>spaghetti falls out of his pocket
>I spent 600 pages on this ruse
fuck you /pol/

meant to quote OP

>start reading a book
>it has characters

'MURICA

>start reading a book
>character description
>exposition

why do writers do this

What a garbage fucking thread.
Zero redeeming posts

>it's a Frogposter Resorts to Aggressive Victim Stance episoe

>start reading a book
>it's written in "english"

>reading a book where the character description includes height

you deserve what you got

>start reading
>a book

Is this a new meme, or has it been around already? I really enjoyed it.

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> American units
You mean British units.

But the bongs don't use them, only the burgers

>read book
>distance is described in stadia

>start reading
why do I do this