What I read, what I expected, what I got

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yes that's the context for the joke i was making

I don't wanna seem like an old curmudgeon (protip: I do), but these threads are really getting worse and worse.
Way too many pictures to make sense or even be that funny.

Literally makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

Most retarded expectation ever. Joyce's Ulysses? Really?

OK this one's pretty good.

You really know how to have a lot of fun.

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Did you only read the last chapter or something... ?

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Is it actually good? i´ve been meaning to read for some time now because the concept seems very interesting.

someday another person who read this book will see this and be like 'haha you totally nailed it dude'

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haha you totally nailed it dude

its devastating. my pic doesnt really give anything away you dont realize in the beginning. its basically just an amputee reliving his life. its my favorite anti war novel if that means anything. an easy read too, i recommend it

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neck yourself

OC

thats not even an opinion

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what the actual fuck

>OK this one's pretty good.

Welcome to Veeky Forums, newfriend

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Not a good one, nothing is lost.

I like your post. I dislike when people don't take jokes seriously.

The reason Joyce is included in those expectations is that The Odyssey is often cited as a work that is necessary to understand Joyce's Ulysses. The creator didn't actually expect Joyce's Ulysses, he expects some deeper understanding of it.

Corn is a new-world crop. What the hell?

"corn" doesn't always mean maize

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Huh, TIL. Thanks Reddit!

You call it corn. We call it maize.

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Wheat was referred to as corn back then

Ender's game; it was a good read.

I expected less sex.
Still 10/10

weak imitation of the original classic

Posting my one and only OC, masterfully forged in 30 work hours.

Fug forgot the pic lmao

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which one's better?

They're nothing like each other desu. Two-Birds would appeal to more anons I expect.

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I never understood this. Call me a pleb, but what's the joke here?

Didn't expect so many watermelons

Corn wouldn't have been around during the Roman age

>I don't wanna seem like an old curmudgeon (protip: I do)
that's not how you use protip

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This shouldn't have come as a surprise

no one ever comments this

nobody comments on mine either and they are all popular books.

not gonna lie, that looks boring

Mine is full /sffg/ with a tinge of /a/ and /pol/, and I even made it pretty. And I've gotten 0 (You)s too.

Face it, people in Veeky Forums are kinda like women: they don't actually read.

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Was it really that hard to find a picture of two drunk Irishmen instead of Americans in greenface?

Thank you for fixing it for me

>a Hermione pic
>she's not a nigger
Apply yourself.

The art is so shit, I thought that arm was Snape's and didn't color it.

Fixed it here

Haven't read it but for the premise i had the same expectations

If that's what you got though then shit time to read some Gaddis

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kek

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American Divine Comedy?

holy shit

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l33t Veeky Forumsposter

explain

have you read it?

no, I aint got no time for normalfag literature about romance and relationships and sheeit

hehe

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Newfag kindly get the fuck out

You to

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Is the book actually good?

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>sorcerer's stone

Oh if you liked this you have to read "Small Things are Big" by Bombapi Donbabimo, or "Everything in a House Comes Crashing" by Boop Bop *click*stein-Mayer.

Most Definetely
My favourite book and prototype to all the more military oriented scifi
Think about it like 1984, fiction but with an underlying political and philosophical point of view

One of the reasons that got me to join the army

>kamppailuni

jaahas

>proudly admitting you fell for propaganda
>willingly signing your life to the state
enjoy being shot by a ten year old arab so some beuaracrat in DC can buy another yacht

Under-rated post.