Tell me a book to read to impress girl with it

Tell me a book to read to impress girl with it

industrial society and it's future

pride and prejudice. Bitches loves it.

Women don't care about reading. The only things they look for in a partner are money and a big dick.

please stop posting this thread

50 Shades. Say you dreamt about being Anastasia.

Phänomenologie des Geistes.
>he doesn't want to impress the bitches with an exegesis of Hegel's dialectics

have you left the house in the last 4 weeks?

This guy is the closest.

Ask her for a recommendations, read it, read some positive reviews, and gush over it and how great it is. Repeat this 3-4 times. Women react to padding of ego more than intellectual accomplishment, unless you are dating a real Veeky Forums hipster who predicates her ego on competing with her friends to read esoteric NYRB books, or a college professor.

nah for the really prime pussy you need the greater logic

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By supporting my suggestion I can tell you are a beautiful, intelligent man who gets more ass than a Taco Bell toilet seat.

Huysmans' Against Nature and The Loser by Thomas Bernhard.

Why? Because they are artsy contrarian literature (someone please make a chart), not very well known and make you look deep. They are not very long, which makes them accessible in case she wants to read it.

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I forgot to mention Stoner by John Williams

>rageface
Please immolate yourself.

>rageface

You must be new here

Ted talks is bretty gud.

Why are you here? This is not your place

i unironically linked a girl to the text

she was getting into ecology at the time, so I recommended Teddy

What was her reaction ? Did you fuck her ?

La philosophie dans le boudoir
then fug her in the butt and call her dirty things in french