Which author can you relate to the most, personality-wise?

Which author can you relate to the most, personality-wise?

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David 'Faggot' Walase

Jack London and Stendhal.

You're nothing like Kafka, Kafka was a sweet caring, honest guy. You're an edgy little stuck up brat. Just because you're semi-autistic doesn't make you like him.

michel houellebecq, except the islamophobic part.

I-I didn't say I was Kafka desu

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Houellebecq isn't Islamophobic

Is he smoking crack rock?

This.

Catnip.

So you are saying your favorite author doesn't even smoke crack?

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I'm on my phone someone post Pynchon please.

i read in his wiki and all the stunts he did make him out to be, not that i am bothered by it

I got you covered pham

Thanks real Pynchon.
How's lit been treating you?

U wil never be Kafka. Kafka had friends and like to play on the beach and he lived fast and died young and was Czech before it was cool and spoke German and was semitic in a way you can only complain about and had forty four menorahs and despite being ratfaced, he rattled pussies across Europe without the help of designer drugs, becoming a household name with only 40 years on this planet and didn't even have the Internet or role models like Dwayne Johnson or Phillip K Dick or Richard Feynman or Walter White. Amd yes, I took that off your Facebook likes :^)

How did you know? Did you read my diary desu?

I'm him, except I am straight.

Like a promiscuous twelve year old. Recommended to gentlemen in the, wink-wink, know.

lmao you make it sound like you were friends with him, get your head out of your ass mate.

Nigh-chee.

He's essentially a communist that lost all hope in humanity from what I've read of him.

He's not my favorite author but one of the favorites and yes, he doesn't smoke crack because he was attached to catnip

>lmao you make it sound like you were friends with him

I basically was though

don't tell me the only book you have read of him is 'platform'

C A N C E R T H R E A D

Then why didn't you burn his shit as he told you?
Maximum proof Kafka didn't have any real friendship.

Would you smoke crack cocaine with me IRL if we met?

I'm a lanky Slav with a retarded accent.

No, The Elementary Particles

If he really wanted them burned he wouldn't have asked me

lol

I wouldn't because I don't do drugs, but I'd have a nice conversation about literature with you

Cheeki breeki. :'(

edgy, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor

probably this asshole

He actually had ghost writers

thats ok. i forgive him. we have too much in common

I Am That I Am
>u wot m8
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>god we hate you so much, why are you such a cunt
Fuck You I'm Behind 4000 Flaming Swords Up Here
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Kafka was a saint!