This is how we do it at Veeky Forums

Garfield is only a good strip when Garfield gets edited out.

Do you always get this triggered when someone posts a pic of a pretty girl?

I unironically love the garfield comic strip. I have so many of the books.

Probably a landwhale. This board is full of them.

JESUS FUCK

Do you always get this triggered when you get called out for being the beta orbiter you are when you post fawning threads of bitches like a 14 year old girl mewing over Justin Bieber?

You do, don't you?

why don't you horny kids head over to Veeky Forums or /g/ or another of those boards overrun by your kind? you want to make a thread here, you use a picture of food or a cooking related object or personality
sincerely, someone who finished puberty

>Veeky Forums

>t.

That's very specific desu. Is it something you worry much about? Are you obsessed?

Uhm, this is a lgbt+ safe space approved board. Quit posting skinny sluts as they oppress me and my beautifully curved 400+ lbs body

I'm always surprised by the absurd shaved-monkey touchiness of Veeky Forums when it comes to anything Veeky Forums related at all.

Looks like Ellen Page if she didnt decide to become an ugly on purpose rug munching

>I read the starting strength faq and bought whey so I'm fit
lel

Yeah, see, posts like this

This, or when Garfield is edited to be a normal cat

rug munching what?

>hey guys this has nothing whatsoever to do with this board but I'm totally awesome because I thought about joining planet fitness, anyone want to suck my cock?
>nah not really
>waah waah why is everyone so touchy?
this is you

it's just a fitness-related variant of "I have a job at McDonalds so I'm a rich patrician"

man with implants? fat man?

>Nutrition has nothing to do with Veeky Forums
>Nutrition has nothing to do with Veeky Forums

What are some other things I am, I'm learning a lot here

>a picture of an asian porno model and some retard mangling a shittypiece of fish with cooking spray and a teflon pan is educational nutrition information

and Veeky Forumsfags wonder why people make fun of them

I wasn't talking about OP's post, but Veeky Forums's weird touchiness about the concept of Veeky Forums as a whole.

It's not like people sperg out in every Five Guys or McChicken thread either; it really just seems to be whenever someone so much as hints at the concept of fitness people just explode.

...

> people just explode.
You mean people poke fun, and insecure Veeky Forumsfags explode because for some inexplicable reason they expect that announcing that they are "from" Veeky Forums should command a special respect and reverence

Veeky Forums has nothing to do with fitness

It's /r9k/ for faggots that are pretending not to be /r9k/ faggots

>You mean people poke fun
No I mean people go into full on autistic fits when you so much as suggest someone start lifting in the various diet threads, or recommend a high protein meal in recipe threads.

Just like Veeky Forums has nothing to do with cooking because 80% of the posts are about McChicken and Five Guys?

Exactly

>No I mean people go into full on autistic fits when you so much as suggest someone start lifting in the various diet threads
Oh, I just ignore those. I mean what do you expect from a fat acceptance thread
>or recommend a high protein meal in recipe threads.
But that's fucking stupid, if you have to be told whether a meal is high protein and can't tell just by looking at the ingredients then you've got bigger issues than trying to hit MUH MACROS
>Just like Veeky Forums has nothing to do with cooking because 80% of the posts are about McChicken and Five Guys?
Seems you're starting to get the picture.

>Veeky Forums recipes
>take the least flavorful cut of chicken
>steam without salt or spices
>repeat with 2 green vegetables
>repeat with a starchy vegetable
>concoct a metabolic steroid smoothie for dessert
>have a glass of water for beverage

I can't believe a cooking board makes fun of us.

it must be because they're all triggered social justice feminazis

You act like that genuinely isn't better cooking than 80% of the "oreo covered rice crispy treats" shit on the Veeky Forums booru

Not, I might add, that I expect half of Veeky Forums to ever have heard of the booru, or even have been browsing when vertical recipes were a thing.

Nobody on Veeky Forums fucking cooks anymore, we just talk about fast food and have miniature /int/ shitposting threads.