Do you ever have a craving for some really shitty food? What's your guilty pleasure, Veeky Forums?

Do you ever have a craving for some really shitty food? What's your guilty pleasure, Veeky Forums?

Pic related is one of many for me, I haven't had it in years and I think I'm going to buy this 12-pack.

youll be sick of it before you finish all 12

t. canadian

do you pimp your mac? bell pepper, italian sausage, onions and minced garlic ftw

Jalepenos and sausage is all I need

Doubt it, that shit will last until the apocalypse.

kraft mac n cheese mixed with canned chili is my goto trash food

it's sooooo good

I made this same thread a week ago.

Cheeseburger Hamburger Helper is my go to white trash dirty little secret.

>made with organic pasta
>all natural
>thiamine mononitrate
>reduced iron
>folic acid
>riboflavin

Yes, Americans really are this retarded.

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Doesn't say anything on the package about all-natural.

You're right but an organic claim on a pasta made of 10% synthetic chemical slew is blatantly false.

The chemicals are in the cheese packet, not the pasta.

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>synthetic chemical
I don't think any of those are synthetic

usually bologna and cheese sandwiches with mustard and mayo

so much this - straight from the can and slopped between two slices of bread
also canned puritan meatballs in gravy

You people are fucking stupid. That's why they call you Americans.

Yes they are all synthetic, synthesized by adding shitty chemicals to their hazardous waste and them fed to you.
The chemicals are added to the pasta, the cheese shit is actually really clean.
This is done by law. I'm fucking shocked you don't know about mandatory US wheat poisoning.

>riboflavin is poison
>reduced iron is poison
>folic acid is poison
>mandatory wheat poisoning!
>source: my ass
That's why they call you mentally retarded.

>cheese shit
>clean
Lol no
they dgaf at the factories

i enjoy cheese garlic croutons by themselves.

Okay so I'm making this in an hour. Please help me think of how to doctor it up.

Rating of 1 for hazards to humans. All of them.
I'mno chemical rating agency, you're just mentally retarded and can't use google.
They are not my claims. At fucking all.

And yet the life expectancy in the US is still 80, well above the worldwide average of 71?

When I smoke weed brownies and chips and sour cream lemon pie. Well lemon pie even when I am not stoned.

>reduced iron
>rating of 1 for hazards to humans
>reduced
>fucking
>iron

You do realize that they are chemical hazard 1s in their pure form right? The ppm of any of those chemicals in foods are way into the 0 range. Don't pretend you understand the NFPA system when you clearly have no fucking idea.
Besides, a 50/50 mix of ethanol/water is a chemical hazard 1.