Pick a slice. We're at war

Pick a slice. We're at war.

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What kind of shitty topping distribution is this

both look ass

Both are pretty shit.

Left

>he pays money for mediocre pizza instead of making dough for 2 cents, making cheese for 5 cents, and putting whatever and however much you want on top
is this a disability it seems common

the kind of dough you can make for two cents and the kind of cheese you can make for five cents are shit

>making cheese
Too much work, store bought cheese is fine. Making anything but freshcheese takes far too long and too much maintenance, plus a proper place for aging. You can't do it at all in certain parts of the country because of humidity.

they both look foul
goddamn,,,,

what is time investment

Both look awful.

>We're at war.
I shoot you and take them both.

right. sausage > onions

please explain what the two slices are. i can't even tell what the toppings are supposed to be.

I'd take the plate, keep your disgusting looking pizza.

You know he doesn't really do all of that right? He's shitposting. It's like that "Save money build your own graphics card" thing.

left, but next time describe the toppings and fucking take a decent picture on a plate that doesn't make food unappetizing.

If you pick the right you're most likely a picky child who's going to remove the tomato, so I'll put that on my left slice and go grab my backup tin of anchovies out of the car.

Is this a question?! THAT SHIT HAS DISGUSTING ONIONS!
Right, please.

>Actively trying to sound like a child
Food wuss

>tomatoe slices
>sausage
>green peppers
3 ways to make a pizza unappetizing
left, easily

Can I get a slice that isn't burnt to all hell?

I don't sound child, i just don't like onions! They kill the pizza taste for me. Why not just grab a McRib and add a ghost pepper?!

Because onions cooked correctly don't have a strong taste, it's a non-comparison.

What about baked on a pizza?

Also, I know the tast and texture of onions when I bite into them, cooked or otherwise m7.

OP here. Here's the whole pizza, to assist in your decision-making.

people who dont like onion are all plebs and faggots

Jesus Christ, how can it be burnt AND soggy?

Prove it, friend

Why does the left look so nasty? Right side is OK.

you already did

today.com/food/making-chicken-sandwich-scratch-took-six-months-1-500-t45091

>thin cheese
>shitty topping distribution, quality seems low
>sauce looks watery
>think crust
>burnt

I don't know what you're fighting over, but everyone involved is losing.

Really? OK, I believe you. You, of course, are the authority on all things food. I bet whenever Gordon Ramsey does a cooking video, he asks you i f his recipe is alright.

Here: 5 (You)'s for the price of one!

both go in the proper receptacle

>i can't even tell what the toppings are supposed to be

looks like bacon and onion on one side, and sausage and peppers on the other, with garlic over everything

left side is ham, onion, corn and newspaper, right side is sausage, green peppers, red peppers and extra water.

Shit vs Crap, not fighting your war.

what do you guys think of my pizza?

H-Hold on guys. OP is fucking with us.
This was all bait. Shitty, worthless, pizza bait.

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>Cheese on pizza.
Yeah, no thanks. I'll pass.

That's a nice picture friend. Can I save it??

right

>no cheese on pizza
communistchan? I...is that you?

You da niggest