Is it possible for a human to survive eating only dirt and water like a worm?

Is it possible for a human to survive eating only dirt and water like a worm?

No but you can probably go a while on just milk, potatoes and seaweed.

>eating only dirt and water
There's not enough calories to fuel us

what if you ate a shit load of dirt

Check these dubs though.

what if you ate shit

checked
but op, humies aren't worms
no matter how much dirt you ate, you gonna die if you only eat dirt and wash it down with some water
even if it was nestle's life water

Botulism

Shut the fuck up.

You're out of your element, Donnie!

>what if you ate shit

Then you would be a member of the Democratic Part

>>/pol/

lol that guy who punched Spencer was a scat fetishist.

Welcome to the dirtpill.

The shocking reality is that agriculture as a concept is an ancient Ashkenazi Jew trick designed to sap the white man of his energy by toiling in the fields all day, when he could just as easily eat scoops of dirt and be fine. Did God not make us from dust? Would dust (dirt) not then completely sufficient for supporting a human being? Would could it possibly lack?

The notion of vegetables and their "nutrition" is an elaborate and nefarious misdirection that is held in place through heavy government subsidies. The sooner you realize this the better off you'll be. The more money you dump into Jewish grocery stores the more powerful the agriculture institution becomes.

Wake. The. Fuck. Up.

Listen to this man and open your eyes: What is food? We are forced from an early age to eat grains, meat and vegetables while babes listen to nature and try to eat dirt whenever they can.
The human body needs nothing but dirt, sunlight and water.

Dirt won't sustain you but it's still good to eat every once in a while to restore your gut flora/fauna

Shit. Plants are made out of dirt. Animals are made out of the plants they eat. We're made out of those animals. MFW I realize we're literally just made of dirt.

are you ok?

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Just nibble a bit on worms, they'll eat more dirt and regenerate

>cut worm in half
>eat half worm
>worm grows back
>repeat
>infinite dirt-eating meat source
:D

You can eat dirt, and it obviously does contain vitamins, but it wouldn't be enough for you to survive on. The human body requires protein and fat.

if you want cheap food adopt this adapted medieval europoor diet: fried kraut with eggs, rye bread, split pea soup with fried onions, carrot vinegar salad, apples.

No, you actually can't eat dirt without getting worms and viruses.

"Vitamins"
Fuck off, FDA.

the problem is the sheer amount of bacteria which job is to make shit into dirt. They will be happy to make you into dirt. You'll die.

the fungal cultures in dirt can give you b12

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Sure, I wasn't claiming they can't,but do you really want a tapeworm?

i've been living off water for 4 days
still alive

>not knowing about alcoholism

Damn dude how often do you browse here?

>Democrats eat shit.
>Republicans drink piss
>Independents sniff monkey butt
There, everyone is a disgusting failure of a human forever, now let's discuss food.

it will take you a while to die from starvation if you still have water

Nice

so you got no money don't you.

Make soup out of water and rocks