Name my dog. Looking for a tastefully literary or historical reference, or anything so long any thing so long as it is clever or appealing.
Name my dog. Looking for a tastefully literary or historical reference...
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Nosferatu
Jary
άνθρωπος
Bucephalus
You can call him 'buce' or 'phalus' for short
Name him something from the Odyssey
Telemachus is cool, and can't go wrong with the old Argos
bitch or lad?
Rover
also race/breed
preferably pics
retorno roma
Virgil
Why "Man"?
Hermes
should post a picture. might give us a better idea.
Cerberus
Franz Josef
I've always wanted to have a big black dog and name him Bismark.
Sparky Notes
Wishbone
"Spot"
Mephisto
Captain Majestic
Kerberos
Diogenes
Only right answer. Someone post the diogenes meme
kυνιkός
You faggot, wanting to name your pet something 'literary' is equivalent to getting a tattoo of 'So it goes...' on your wrist. Just call it Pudge or something stupid so that your family/imaginary friends don't make fun of you behind your back after you've told them your dog's name is The Judge
Loafy
Shaggy
Captain Lackey
Bacon.
Lipschitz
Advice Dog
Green-Weenie
only do this if it is a pug.
Also, linking to Cerberus, really? Like somebody wouldn't get that sooper obscure reference?
underrated, do this one OP
Dragontail
Virginia woof
GK Scruffington
Dickey for a dog, Flossy for a bitch
the right side of my lip went up slightly
Dickey P. Bird would be a grand name, OP. Also if you ever stud him out (as would befit a dog of such namesake), you keep the name and add the appropriate numeric suffixes. That way Dickey P. Bird will permeate the web of time long after you have passed on
I named my dog Dante, maybe try that
"Dog"
you shouldnt ascribe a name to "your"(you cant own a wild animal) dog, especially if its a gendered name you dont know what the dog's identity is.
Iskandar or Eskandar
obergruppenführer
Argos is good, and makes sense, being a loyal dog. I think Eumaeus would be good too.
Alternatively this.
Brautigan
Seconding Virgil.
Advice Dog
Officer Sniffy
Me Biggles
Poochie
Pupper
Baxter
Dogger
Perezvon
Cooper the pooper
Buddy
Xerxes
Brutus
Bruno
Star scream
Aquabat-Steve!
Rufus
If it's a bitch please name her after my ex Sonal
That hair reminds me of Mami from Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Get rid of it and get a cat instead
Nigger boy
Cacambo
>Octavian
>Tiberius
>Beatrice
>Dolly
>Wallace
>DaFoWa (pronounced Dah-Fo-Wah!)
>Bananafish
>Tommy
>Thomas Pynchon
>The Author Thomas Pynchon
>The National Book Award Winning Author Thomas Pynchon
>Cooper the pooper
>>The National Book Award Winning Author Thomas Pynchon
these names are good.
>Copper the pooper
Kek'd
First time I've laughed on Veeky Forums in over a year.
In terms of the thread, I like argos. Probably wouldn't raise any eyebrows and is easy to say.
Augustus, Caligula, Claudius, Maximus, or any Roman emperor you like.
Echo
Ovid
Homer
Dante
Jupiter
Milton
Pope
Bacchus
Glaucus
Numa
Perseus
Picus
Argos. That, or Scooby Doo.
Pinecone or Gilbert.
Hell, why not Gilbert Pinecone.
Cicero
Virgil is the only answer
Wie ein hund.
>Pinecone
came here to post this
If boy:
Quentin
Ulysses
Humbert Humbert
Napoleon
Dante
If girl:
Beatrice
Penelope
Virginia
All I got OP.
Pan, Aesop, Eros the list could go on
metron
Moses
1. name dog eros
2. get dog castrated
3. chuckle at your little joke
4. Change dog's name to Thanatos