Name my dog. Looking for a tastefully literary or historical reference...

Name my dog. Looking for a tastefully literary or historical reference, or anything so long any thing so long as it is clever or appealing.

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Jary

άνθρωπος

Bucephalus

You can call him 'buce' or 'phalus' for short

Name him something from the Odyssey
Telemachus is cool, and can't go wrong with the old Argos

bitch or lad?

Rover

also race/breed

preferably pics

retorno roma

Virgil

Why "Man"?

Hermes

should post a picture. might give us a better idea.

Cerberus

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerberus

Franz Josef

I've always wanted to have a big black dog and name him Bismark.

Sparky Notes

Wishbone

"Spot"

Mephisto

Captain Majestic

Kerberos

Diogenes

Only right answer. Someone post the diogenes meme

kυνιkός

You faggot, wanting to name your pet something 'literary' is equivalent to getting a tattoo of 'So it goes...' on your wrist. Just call it Pudge or something stupid so that your family/imaginary friends don't make fun of you behind your back after you've told them your dog's name is The Judge

Loafy
Shaggy
Captain Lackey
Bacon.
Lipschitz
Advice Dog
Green-Weenie

only do this if it is a pug.

Also, linking to Cerberus, really? Like somebody wouldn't get that sooper obscure reference?

underrated, do this one OP

Dragontail

Virginia woof
GK Scruffington

Dickey for a dog, Flossy for a bitch

the right side of my lip went up slightly

Dickey P. Bird would be a grand name, OP. Also if you ever stud him out (as would befit a dog of such namesake), you keep the name and add the appropriate numeric suffixes. That way Dickey P. Bird will permeate the web of time long after you have passed on

I named my dog Dante, maybe try that

"Dog"

you shouldnt ascribe a name to "your"(you cant own a wild animal) dog, especially if its a gendered name you dont know what the dog's identity is.

Iskandar or Eskandar

obergruppenführer

Argos is good, and makes sense, being a loyal dog. I think Eumaeus would be good too.
Alternatively this.

Brautigan

Seconding Virgil.

Advice Dog
Officer Sniffy
Me Biggles
Poochie
Pupper
Baxter
Dogger
Perezvon
Cooper the pooper
Buddy
Xerxes
Brutus
Bruno
Star scream

Aquabat-Steve!

Rufus

If it's a bitch please name her after my ex Sonal

That hair reminds me of Mami from Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Get rid of it and get a cat instead

Nigger boy

Cacambo

>Octavian
>Tiberius
>Beatrice
>Dolly
>Wallace
>DaFoWa (pronounced Dah-Fo-Wah!)
>Bananafish
>Tommy
>Thomas Pynchon
>The Author Thomas Pynchon
>The National Book Award Winning Author Thomas Pynchon

>Cooper the pooper

>>The National Book Award Winning Author Thomas Pynchon

these names are good.

>Copper the pooper
Kek'd

First time I've laughed on Veeky Forums in over a year.

In terms of the thread, I like argos. Probably wouldn't raise any eyebrows and is easy to say.

Augustus, Caligula, Claudius, Maximus, or any Roman emperor you like.

Echo
Ovid
Homer
Dante
Jupiter
Milton
Pope
Bacchus
Glaucus
Numa
Perseus
Picus

Argos. That, or Scooby Doo.

Pinecone or Gilbert.
Hell, why not Gilbert Pinecone.

Cicero

Virgil is the only answer

Wie ein hund.

>Pinecone
came here to post this

If boy:

Quentin
Ulysses
Humbert Humbert
Napoleon
Dante


If girl:

Beatrice
Penelope
Virginia

All I got OP.

Pan, Aesop, Eros the list could go on

metron

Moses

1. name dog eros
2. get dog castrated
3. chuckle at your little joke

4. Change dog's name to Thanatos