Someone post this photo but with Pynchon's face shopped on. Asking for a friend. Thank you

and here's the original

(merry xmas)

Woah never saw this one before.

I think this may in fact be very new, very fresh to the interwebs.

So, you guys think this is a reel riot, huh?

You think you can just turn my mug into a meme?

Let me be unambiguous.

(beat to Eminem's "Till I Collapse" starts playing...)

Soon as the thread starts I eat it at OP's heart
What is he thinking? How best to top Ulysses' farts?
And it's absurd how people hang on every turd
You'll never ever have a talent Harold Bloom can discern
I conquered the word; my books will be forever preserved
I'll be in heaven while you're beggin' Tao to give you a blurb
You sad little nerd, your name will never ever be heard
That's why your death will mark the point at which you never occurred
My books are canonic, my weed is hydroponic
I cite the things you grew up with like Goku and Sonic.
But I don't want to regress, I'm done with things Teutonic,
The things that I'm obsessed with these days are electronic.
So give me PS4 and some games, let's get hedonic
The pings I'm pullin' here on the can are straight demonic.
But I don't want to die premature let's go bionic
"Gamers in the house forever"—that sound to you ironic?

Where and when did this first surface?

holy fuck that's good

That's some nice autism you have there buddy :^)

I hope he does some interviews before he dies

(aint engineering like a square no way)
I’m doped right now
man vineland is good!
if you agree with bloom ...
would you please.. get out of here

this pynchon right here
is awfully crazy, better annotate it
i fear government
and corporations i’m politically jaded
hash and red cap while i read
but american sublime is all i need
finish with v, read bleeding edge,
mason and dixon time to read again
man i love pynchon

i wanna read pynchon for the rest of my life
put proust aside, i’m done with james joyce
put on some miles, plasticman is so choice,
i love watching cartoons made for young boys
so pack me a bowl, let’s read on
sucked in by the prose, whats goin on
i’m slothrop in london, head of achtung
got a big dong, no inamorata user
always on the run, the zone ain’t no fun
you never did, the kenosha kid
your words aren’t wasted, when you write by waste and,
just read ‘last song’ and all i can say is

this pynchon right here
is awfully crazy, better annotate it
i fear government
and corporations i’m politically jaded
hash and red cap while i read
but dense pomo plots are all need
finish ATD, read inherent vice,
skim slow learner, back to slothrop’s plight
man i love pynchon

i can’t tell you what i learned from pomo,
but i could recite a plot line or two
you know of course they hold some truths, like:
when a conditioned cock detected bombs
and when the mechanical duck turned its poop on
or when mondaugen crashed at foppl's too long
or stencil had a one letter clue to go on
read against the day like 'what the hell is goin on?'
hard to complain when the chums are so damn fun
words aren’t wasted, when you mail by waste and,
rereading V and all i can say is ...

( und so weiter . . . )

These are all pretty good and I'm actually glad we didn't meme OP for this one X-mas. I mean, part of me wanted everyone to post variations of this DESU, but it's fucking Christmas.

;_;

darn that's quality content