Tfw ive had sex more times than Nietzche

>tfw ive had sex more times than Nietzche

feels good man!

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>tfw almost had sex but performance anxiety
feels meh man

i had that my first time too

luckily im a homosexual bottom though, so we could have sex anyway

I'm afraid this is gonna happen to me

protip for you guys:

if this does happen, just take a quick break and lie down with the girl and chat to her about other stuff for a bit, preferably while feeling her up a little.

youll calm down and be hard again fairly quickly, and your partner wont mind at all - its very common.

my first time too. he was a bottom but we enjoyed ourselves nevertheless.
maybe i am too? idk

So has every prostitute

reeeeeeee, and so on

not a new one

Oh yes, the new ones too.

>tfw 28 year old virgin

But you didn't have a threesome like Nietzsche.

Funny thing is I could get laid on a regular basis before I read Nietzsche. Not saying that it is correlated but it just makes me think

wrong lol

i had one earlier this year

nice WhatsPrank screenshot m8

heres some more

idk how i can prove it. does whatsprank or whatever have the doublearrow thing in the bottom right?

post more. were you spitroasted?

>tfw had sex but years of death grip means I couldn't feel it enough to come
Feels bad man

are you a girl?

Two sausages and one bun shouldn't count as threesome

How did that play out?

Nocock biscum here, wanting to know what may happen if that time comes in my life

same, was 3 years ago and I haven't been with a girl since

be with a boy then
performance anxiety is not an issue with a boy

>gf got an IUD so we don't use condoms any more
>phimosis now an issue for the first time in my life

nah im a guy, it was an MMM threesome.

there was one bottom (me), one top and one vers guy.

I already knew one of them well alreafy, it was only third guy who was new to us.

it went well. it was nice actually - it lasted for like 90min+, so it was nice that i could take a break to get a glass of water and let the other two carry on

as the only bottom, i especially liked being the centre of attention in what i guess is a fairly vain. being spitroasted is very flattering for the ego as i found out.

we basically went through all the normal 3some permutations - there was enough variety to keep things interesting very easily.

afterwards the third guy had to rush off somewhere (but i think really he just wasnt a very touchyfeely person desu), so me and my friend spent half an hour cuddling and recovering from what had been a very tiring but fun experience

things to note if you have a 3some:
>every so often you should check noones being ignored
>you should take 20-40 second breaks to rehydrate and stuff
>its best if at least 2 people know each other
>you need a LOT of condoms - we went through like 15 I think

but yeah it was overall a good experience. but i had to spend a day limping which my roommate found hilarious.

CUTE

>!!!
>Wow

how would you react to waking up and seeing that message?

Not like that. It makes you seem desperate.

No it fucking doesn't

Just use lube.

Lube fixes it, yep (holy fuck is unprotected so much better)

The drag it there are some situations in which lube is not available

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guyg, guys, guys let's stop going off topic and discuss the man(let) in question

>Jean-Paul Sartre
JUST

I've seen mexican cartel torture videos but this is really making me queasy

It's just a dick mate.

I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me

Kafka was a big guy

6 foot is still a manlet, manlet

How was he so smart, Veeky Forums?

>tfw had sex zero times

I'm still a decade away from wizard powers, so I don't feel too bad about it.

>many people are like that
Damn...

I thought 6ft was the cutoff?
Which writers aren't manlets?

DFW

I almost had sex about five times before i finally did for the first time. performance anxiety is a bitch

The manlet cutoff is 6'3. Anything below that and even girls will be taller than you unless you wear platform shoes or some shit.

slept on symmetrical gets

>dialogue this disjointed

>6'3
The manlet delusion is real

He's Chinese, all of his texts are like that, and he hardly ever uses punctuation either

More like Neetzche amiright?

gottem