Veeky Forums, I know a guy who I strongly suspect is one of you, or at least...

Veeky Forums, I know a guy who I strongly suspect is one of you, or at least, he shares your interests and tastes (and subtly refer to your memes on his twitter account)

What book do I get him for Christmas to show him I adore him?
Not to suggest anything, just to let him know.

I'm only telling you if you post your feet.

get him a read the fucking sticky and fuck off with this worthless thread

*grabs you by the throat*

Back the fuck off?!

link his twitter account

I won't have you harass him

I what way do you "adore" him? Are you a man or a woman?

Wow that's pretty sweet.

Just get him the Iliad because chances are he hasn't started with the Greeks and you two fags can read it together.

>Adoring someone from Veeky Forums
embarrassing

In what way? All ways. The way you adore someone.
I don't like everything about him, but adding everything together I think we he's exceptional. He lacks principles and morals, but he is the most sincere person I've ever met. He's different from most persons, perhaps in a few bad ways, but still, I think it makes hi exceptional.
He's a bit Raskolnikov. Sadly, pre-confession. But I adore him all the same.

Please let me kiss him

The terrible thing is he'd probably let anyone kiss him. No morals.

Get him Infinite Jest.

Seriously.

This thread is an interesting glimpse into female sexuality

nnnnnfff

How so?

Letting anyone kiss you doesn't mean you have morals you dumb dumb. That might violate YOUR principles, but don't be so dim as to speak as if someone who is easily open to physical intimacy or just raw sexual acts (or almost anything else for that matter) is lacking of all morality.

whore in denial detected

touched a nerve lol

What makes a woman desire a man is so wildly different from what makes a man desire a woman. A man just needs a woman to be sexually attractive and nice to be around. But with women, and it's more psychological in a way. OP is infatuated with the guy because he exudes a sense of danger, mystery, intelligence, strength.

I'm a man, but I'll let anyone attractive play with my nerve if they want ;)

Very interesting user... so youre saying.. to get the girls.... i must devote my life....
......to the blade............

>man
>immoral

quelle suprise

this tbfh

*Teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel kid

Everyman's Edition of Ulysses is a pretty solid gift.

A Chess Story(nyrb) if you don't want to go all out and maintain some mystique.

kek

The Temptation to Exist

it's a bold move, but that's the way to play it imho

good luck ^_^

How do I get literary friends like you, OP?