Reminder: Seafood is disgusting

Your loss.

Delicious sea bugs are best bugs.
Kys with a harpoon gun.

>coconut shrimp
>thai style shrimp pineapple fried rice
>crab cakes
>lemon rosemary walleye
>battered fish n chips
>mustard sardines with jalapeño jelly on corn bread crackers
>quality calamari and marinara
>oysters and saki bombs
You're not even living OP.

Wow, your life sounds disappointing

you didn't even touch sushi

i love buttery salmon, barbecued eel, and tempura shrimp, among others

Do you prefer shrimp with the heads or without?

I once ate 8 dozen oysters in one sitting. Only reason I stopped eating is because I had to catch a plane from Boston back to San Diego. I think I can do 12 dozen.

>I wish shitposting wasn't allowed on Veeky Forums.

There would be like two threads otherwise.

>I once ate 8 dozen oysters in one sitting

Disgusting

How much did they cost?

what the fuck dude

At that point you are probably composed of one quarter oyster.
That's like sitting down and eating your grandmother.

>eating almost 100 oysters in one sitting

Shellfish is disgusting, not all seafood is shellfish.

but when you put it on a pizza its just the perfect combination.anchovy pizza is a treasure of humanity.

Not every food can be frito pie you flyover.

I love Shellfish

clams, mussels, mollusks are gross

the rest of the ocean is workable. Squid? Octopus? Dry that shit

piss soaked shark? Wash it off and make a nice soup

Crab, lobster? Dibs on the claws

Shrimp? Eat them fuckers right out of the water

Fish? As long as it isnt Carp or Tilapia.... Are fresh water fish still considered seafood?

you realise shark literally tastes like nothing right?

this is why you don't listen to retarded seafag opinions.

I'm the opposite. I love shellfish but can't stand actual fish. Fuck that smelly, bony shit

>shark literally tastes like nothing

shark taste like shark. Work on your bait, m8. You're being hella transparent

>wrong opinions
shellfish and regular fish are both delicious

poke a best

Shark fin tastes like nothing because it's just cartilage. The same isn't true for the meat of the fish.

eating shark feels badass and can taste p gud but eating apex predators isn't the best idea, especially if you do it often as they tend to accumulate toxins at a higher rate than animals lower on the food chain

Not all sharks are apex predators and dogfish make for good tacos.

tru
i've never had dogfish but I'll keep an eye out for it

All these plebs saying 96 oysters is a lot, while I ate well over 100 shrimp in one sitting, plus some slices of bread.

definitely +$100

Casinos usually have all-you-can-eat buffets where you can binge on oysters for cheap

>clams, mussels, mollusks are gross
They're delicious, but don't eat them raw.
>the rest of the ocean is workable. Squid? Octopus? Dry that shit
Dried octopus and squid smells like sweaty vagina, but each to their own.
>Crab, lobster? Dibs on the claws
>Dibs on the claws
No wonder your opinions are shit.
>Shrimp? Eat them fuckers right out of the water
Raw? Naw, fuck you.

>but don't eat them raw.
Super wrong

flyovers not welcome

fuck it is 9am and I could eat that whole plate right now

hmm yep I wouldn't eat any of that
fuck seafood

I bet your favorite food is white rice and hot milk at night with also high risk of puking it if you move too fast

Geoduck is best duck.

t. literal retarded baby

OP is a babby

how can I tell whether Im eating fake crab meat or not?
I sometimes go to a buffet that has real crab, but with the shell, and then on the habachi section there's an overabundance of perfect looking shelless crab meat

Obviously I prefer just the meat and it's delicious, but is there any downside in case it is fake?

nigga, I could buy a bucket of crawfish tails and eat them like popcorn, fucking delicious

How do they compare to things like oysters or muscles and stuff like that in your opinion? Or any other applicable sea comparison for that matter. Debating on maybe trying one if I get the chance but I'm not in a place right now where they are more common.

Only fish is. Crustaceans are god's gift to mankind

Goddamn it I wish they sold more of them by me, some of my favorite food ever those things.

Tfw allergic to shellfish

>missing out on the "filled to the bream" joke
dude... I mean, come on...

This is true but lobster, crab and shrimp all get passes. Those are top tier eats. The toppest, in fact.

Nope.

The only thing I dislike about it is how so many places only serve cold fruit de mer.

I want it hot.

That's why you make sure to bin and tie it up and put it out as soon as possible.

Prawns aren't oysters.

Artificial crab tastes nothing like crab.

I actually like it but it's just ocean hot dog. Nothing bad will happen to you; it's just pulped pollock with flavouring.

Don't worry, 70 years of underwater nuke tests + Fukushima haven't contaminated the sea at all :-3

And don't worry, all of that radiation didn't sink to the lowest uncharted depths of darkness where the old ones have fed and fortified themselves with nuclear hell juice.

>seafags
I would have gone with "semen" myself.

>seafood is delicio-

>Worrying about underwater nuke tests
>Eating American food.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevada_Test_Site

>Beef is delicio-

12 dozen oysters in one sitting?
That's gross.

Jesus, I hope you weren't going home to a girlfriend.

The turgidity.

It wouldn't be fruit de mer if it wasn't served cold. If you want a steampot go somewhere that serves steampots.

I would literally rather be lactose intolerant than not be able to eat grilled lobster or oysters rockefeller

>I have the palate of a child
I know! Today I will navigate to the food and cooking subreddit of a Mediterranean city-state clay pot artwork focused website
>there, I will surely remind them of how much of a plebeian I am
>what's discussion or a reasonale thread got to do with it? I'd much rather make a secondary shitpost thread!
reminder to sage and hide

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I literally cannot get enough crab. If it was cheaper, I'd eat it constantly.
I want to retreat to some low population beach where I can hunt/cook crab all day.

Jew here. This guys a faggot even I love me some crab and shrimp

same here man i feel like im not really missing out much when i imagine shell fish as insect like creatures.

With very few exceptions, most things we eat look or taste disgusting at some point before being served. That's what cooking is all about though. We take raw materials from this nasty planet of ours and turn them into great food.