This is what "mathematicians" think about on a daily basis

ahahaha...

*breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAH

>a dog is a sphere

>dogs can eat and shit
Dog's are fucking coffee cups you moron!

I never want to come across a dog with that kind of face

You laugh but without topology you wouldnt even exist right now.

Good book with useful information and some decent keks.

and without number 5 I wouldn't even count to 6

>this is what mathematicians ACTUALLY BELIEVE

Actually you can eliminate all the partings on a dog specifically because it's not a sphere but more of a donut

If you plug its mouth and anus then it's a sphere.

>doesn't know the circle is actually a special case of an ellipse, and a sphere a special case of an ellipsoid
Never gonna make it, have fun working at McDonalds.

>implying ellipses and ellipsoids aren't just degenerations of [math]S^n[/math] for some values of [math]n[/math]
keep your filthy text off my board

Well, if you add a hypothecial dark 1, the equation 1=2 is correct.

What book is it? I have been searching for it

>topologically a dog is a sphere

What, you never hear of the Hairy Ball theorem?

>the hairs go inside the dogs butt

sauce on the book please

Yeah they don't. But it doesn't matter because we can comb the hair on any donut and if we don't have hair on part of the donut then any solution for a donut will also be a solution for a subset of a donut

>a dog is actually a klein bottle

>topologically, a dog is a sphere.
>as long as it keeps its mouth shut

what are they doing to dogs?
mathematicians need to be stopped

By that logic could you topologically say then that other animals are spheres? Are cats spheres? Are Dolphins? There's no end to this madness.

>physics requires more autism than math

Mathematics made difficult by Carl Linderholm


it's a hilarious read