Hard shell tacos

>hard shell tacos

Crunchy food is good for your brain.

>Steak well done

Hard shell tacos are the thinking man's dinner
The louder the crunch, the higher your consciousness

>go to Taco Time yesterday
>didn't even realize it was Cinco de Mayo
>apparently they were running a $0.79 hard taco special
>place my order
>takes fucking forever
>literally waiting 15 minutes
>cashier calls out to the dining room
>"170 crispy tacos to go."
>qt sorority looking chick comes up to claim them
>my food finally comes up
>"Sorry about the wait, sir."

1) Who orders 170 tacos?

2) Why didn't the cashier inform me how backed up the kitchen was?

Pissed off about having to wait 15 minutes. fucking Americans.

>1) Who orders 170 tacos?
Because it was Cinco de Mayo
>2) Why didn't the cashier inform me how backed up the kitchen was?
Because it was Cinco de Mayo

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>bite shell
>it cracks in two
>entire thing falls apart and filling goes everywhere

did they not test these out before selling them?

Thanks for beta testing, cucks

I have a part time job at Taco Bell and we don't give a shit. Sometimes people wait like half an hour when it's busy. Given, we're always understaffed, and I feel a little bad, but at the end of the day you're paying some high school dropout minimum wage to put ingredients in a tortilla, so what do you expect

15 minutes for a meal is fast. If you expect to get food faster than that you're an idiot.

this is the type of autism I come to this website for, thanks user.

if you don't enjoy the crispy taste of hard shell tacos then you're a loser with shit taste desu

Why do White People pretend to celebrate a Mexican holiday?

it's their way of partial cultural appreciation. they think eating bastardized versions of foods from different cultures equates to cultural awareness. some of them just like eating food.

No it's literally because it's an excuse to eat a lot of food and drink. Same reason people celebrate St Patricks Day

>tfw the shrapnel gets lodged in your gums

Yes of course, but what foods and drinks are they consuming? The stereotypical foods and drinks of the country being celebrated such as Guiness and Corned Beef for St.Pattys and Tacos/Burritos/Enchiladas & Corona for Cinco De Mayo

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1) College idiots
2) He makes minimum wage, your happiness is literally not worth his consideration

Burritos >>>>> Tacos

only exception is fish tacos which are on par with burritos

I too have never been able to eat a hard shell taco without breaking it.

Defective by design. Softshell is where its at.

this

You're supposed to make the taco as usual, but then crush a couple of them on your plate and eat it like a salad.

Al Pastor is goat and anyone who thinks otherwise is a flyover fag who doesn't eat with mexicans

It sucks all the "authentic" places always use inferior corn tortillas with superior filling and the inauthentic places use superior flour tortillas with inferior filling

Why do you celebrate Christmas?
Because it's fun

>corn tortillas
>inferior

If flour tortillas are your thing you should be able to find those in regular taco places. In DF a "gringa" is al pastor meat with cheese with flour tortillas.

>softshell
it's called a fucking tortilla, numbnuts

Incorrect.

Homemade hard tacos actually stay together after 1 bite

if you buy it from a store though you're screwed

this triggers me

You must be too poor to afford the good stuff.

softshell is also acceptable, ragefag

>shitty doritos flavored taco shells
>"the good stuff"

There's a place near me that does $2 beef tongue tacos. Loving every laff.

Shhh! Stop promoting the delicacy that is tongue. Hipsters are looking for some new thing to fixate on and if they find tongue, that shit will skyrocket in price like hangar and flank steak, limes and avocados.

Probably for a mexian themed party

corn tortillas are good, shut up