Walk into Elmer's (Pacific NW breakfast diner archetype) with bf

>walk into Elmer's (Pacific NW breakfast diner archetype) with bf
>"You guys look really similar, are you brothers?"

unhappy cat is unhappy

Right?

lmao fag btfo

i'm so mad at my bf right now i'm going to make burritos so spicy he won't eat them because he's a fucking baby

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

dead people can't microwave anything

You do understand that by posting that, you perpetuate any and all continued hatred against you and your faggot...

wimonz leave

>walk into McDonald's (american fast food chain archetype) with wife's son
>"You guys are really similar, is he your son?"

>"You guys look really similar, are you brothers?"
>tfw gf

>teehee i'm a girl* xDdDDDDDD

Leave.

* or a faggot, but both are equally disgusting

I'm gay
no, you're gonna dislike me no matter what I do so why should I care about your hurt little feelings :^)

not food related, get the fuck back to /soc/ or /lgbt/ with this attention-seeking garbage

Ideally it's a thread about things restaurant staff does to put you off

Everyone knows you're a fag already. We didn't need context.

>making a vaguely food related post to call attention to the fact that youre a faggot on the cooking board

you homos are worse than women with your attention whoring

>walk into Elmer's (Pacific NW breakfast diner archetype) with brother
>"You guys look really similar, are you brothers?"

>tip

Literally what is the point of this thread

>walk into Elmer's (Pacific NW breakfast diner archetype) with brother
>"You guys look really similar, are you dating?"

OP, if this story is true, you could probably get your 15 minutes by making a huge stink about this and alerting BuzzFeed and CNN, and maybe some decent money as well.

A homosexual wants attention, user.

>btw im a fag xD

trolling and metatrolling

>breakfast diner archetype
>archetype
You're buying fucking pancakes, don't make it sound philosophical.

/tv/ shit posting.