I bought a Dragon Fruit, any ideas for what to do with it other than just eat it?

I bought a Dragon Fruit, any ideas for what to do with it other than just eat it?

Cum on it, post pic.

stand outside your house and see how far you can throw it

make a potion or something

Hot chick with absolutely no personality: the fruit

put this into ur girlfriend's pussy and say that is the size of ur dick.

welp OP. gotta pick one of the dubs.

She's still good for an hour or so though.

The taste of dragonfruit would be the equivalent of starfishing.

Congratulations, you bought a fruit with all the consistency of underripe watermelon and half the flavor.

Sow the seeds?
That's what I did, it makes for a nice plant and can be used for grafting cacti.

Prepare for disappointment.

Grafting cacti? Is that like bonsai with cactus?

I don't know much about bonsai but grafting cacti is done to speed up a slow growing species so that instead of waiting 4-5 years for the plant to grow large enough to flower, it could take 1-2 years if grafted.
You basically cut them both and put the cut ends together and in a week they'll fuse together.

quads wasted on what is probably the most boring post on Veeky Forums right now.

Ouch user you really hurt my feelings.
yes I know I'm boring but it doesn't help to remind me.
Remember if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all.

>I bought a Dragon Fruit, any ideas for what to do with it other than just eat it?
I like the red dragon fruit because when you're done, you and the kitchen sink look like you've butchered your housemate and put the pieces down the garbage disposal.

Dragon Fruit have a nice texture but the flavour is a little bland desu.

boil'em mash'em throw em in a stew

>Remember if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all.
If Veeky Forums followed that rule, we wouldn't have /pol.

Maybe we should follow that rule.

>he wants the world to be a nicer place

haha what a fag

Blend it with ice and add a squeeze of lime.

The truth isn't always nice.

>muh /pol/

Fuck off already

Stuff it up your pee hole.

Devastatingly accurate.

Stuff it up your poo hole

i like how crunchy it is.