Fold in, gently

Salt and pepper to taste

>lightly glaze until glazed

>heat to a gentle boil

>just a BIT of olive oil

>stir until mixed

>I followed the recipe to the T but with a twist

>sprinkle generously

Terrific post

>let stand for [x] minutes

>marinate in fridge for 60 minutes
>for best results marinate overnight

>cook until fragrant

>careful, dish may be hot!

>frogposters, the scum of earth

I love memes

>15 minute recipe
>requires overnight prep

>cook

>eating meat

>hubby's famous recipe

>(use carrots if you don't have any apples)

>let the knife do the work

>eat

You're not very good at this.
Lurk moar.

>220C for x minutes or 175C for y minutes

>leave to chill for at least 30 minutes

What the fuck is this, the thread for autists who can't follow a recipe without it being written by a technical writer?

>bake until golden brown

>boiled until pasta is all dented

>everything I don't like is autism

Can you guys give this dude another three days to think? He won't shut the fuck up.

I don't see the issue. Stop being mean to him user

ITT: dumb weebs and frogposters who can't cook

>bake until done

>put of olive oil in the pan

>mix until mixed

>add tablespoons of water

>and please, don't use the stuff in the plastic lemon

>Add flour as needed

The fuck i need the recipe then!?

>Separate egg white and yolk
>Beat egg whites, add yolk, then continue beating

>season to taste

FUCKING TELL ME THE CORRECT SPICES AND AMOUNTS YOU FUCK I CAN'T FUCKING DECIDE THAT SHIT MYSELF I'M NOT A COOK

>And don't forget, a dash of love!

>Salt to taste

>giving you room for your opinion
>is a bad thing

user, c'mon

>"add 3 and a half tablespoons of sugar"
>add 4 instead

Devilish

>meringue
>"separate egg whites from the yolks and beat the whites"
>leave in the yolks instead
i sure showed them

What's wrong? Can't follow simple instructions because of your huge monster hands?

>"Add three teaspoons of oil"
>clearly uses more than that

>let cool for 20 minutes

dumb and so are you

>serves two, so grab a date!

>ingredients: breast milk

name 5 recipes where this happens

>sprinkle on top

>mix about 50 strokes
>DO NOT OVERMIX

Things I'm going to do to Hubby once I find that bastard...

you know most of this stuff exists because of specific instances where retarded people found a way to fuck shit up

all yall pricks have been guilty of this at one time now you wanna act like its annoying that someone writes a recipe your dumb asses prolly woulda fucked up when you were newbies

can this board possibly get more pretentious

No one is really complaining all that much. It's a fucking meme you sensitive little bitch boy.

>flip halfway thru baking

>one lug of olive oil

The moderation here sucks.

They'll ban you if you tell them this.

whatchu makin' boy?

what sauce is that?

Why are pepe images deleted? Are they not allowed here?

Pepe is "love" according to the creator.

>whisk gently

because mods are faggot sjws prolly

> prepare a béchamel sauce and serve