Buy plum tree online for $25

Please give this to me.

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She's giving me a plum tree with that plump ass, I'm growing fast

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how do i make tacos meat, Veeky Forums ?

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RIP

i wanted to create a new thread

Gross, she's like half naked and stuff

Hmm, bigger butt than I would have expected.

Just delete it, bro.

cant

We've had to wait 16 years but now she's willing to get on camera in underwear.
I think we're getting close to porn guys.

Oh, RIP.

Eminent domain doesn't exist in my country. I live on a 57 hectare plot. Handed down generation to generation for longer than your country has existed.

>tfw Americans have to worry about their own government telling them what they can do with trees.

You can do anything you put your mind to.

You can post this on a blue board.
I don't give a fuck what Mrs Moody says.

>tfw you realize your entire country has to worry about what American government says they can do because they aren't a world power

My country is neutral and doesn't deal with America much, especially your food, most of which is illegal due to toxicity and carcinogen laws.

“Society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”

You done good OP

>online
theirs is your problem

>implying neutrality is a viable long term plan

lmao, you will be destroyed or enveloped sooner or later

>He doesn't know

Those images are part of a leak that include homemade porn

Well, this thread went places.

I've bought several trees from online nurseries, they all come like this. They trim the foliage and make the tree think it's time to go dormant for the winter. It holds up to shipping better this way.

Give it a week or two and it will come to life. It will actually grow pretty quickly, most fruit trees take really well to transplanting. Expect it to grow two large branching trunks where it was cut on top.

Where do you recommend to buy from and up to when ca I plant them? I want a cherry tree in my yard FOR JAPANESE BLOSSOMS WHAT DO I BUY

your grandchildren will enjoy it

Try this:

naturehills.com/okame-cherry?campaign=Google-Shopping&c=7184962517&telnum=8558268153&matchtype=&keyword=&network=g&placement=&rand=7747501275305291632&adpos=1o17&gclid=CO-q8-Tp3tMCFQK2wAodvsgP7w

It'll ship as a bare ass stick like OP's pic shows.

Best time for planting trees is fall, but early spring is ok too. As far as what kind if you want japanese cherry blossoms, idk, maybe japanese cherry trees? Any of the major sites with decent reviews will work. Just search for "japanese cherry trees for sale."

Thanks a lot guys!

You think they would do well in pots too? Thinking of getting some other fruit tree and keeping it mobile.

Certain dwarf fruit trees do well in containers. Meyer lemons and other smaller citrus come to mind. Most edible fruit trees have too expansive of a root system, they'll get rootlocked in their container and get deprived of nutrients. Plus you'd be watering it like crazy.

You'll find a good number of ornamental fruit trees for container growing, but the fruit is garbage. Meyer lemons are the only one I have any experience with, and they're god-tier.

well at least it looks like it was created by grafting and not grown from seed.

fruits trees from seeds usually don't produce edible fruits, and they take years/decade longer to start making inedible fruits.

should have planted plums

it'll grow

my dad bought a peach tree sapling and i was such a pessimist, i told him he straight up wasted his money, that he planted it in the wrong place, that it wasn't watered enough, etc.

he has peaches now

you can't always be a smart ass bitch, mother nature will do things the right way

life finds a way

>threw cherry pits out the window in 2008
>on started growing
>first cherry fruit last year
>this year looks like it will be dozens
my bby is growing up ;~;

Are you all aware that one part pee in ten parts rainwater is like manna for plants

I live in South Carolina and my soil is clay and I'm on the edge of 150 acres of pine forest so it's acidic, clay and sandy. I can't get anything to grow. Any ideas?

Get a really big flower pot.

I was thinking using 2x10s to make boxes like 8x5 feet and filling with soil but it would cost a lot in the end but at least I could grow stuff I guess

Radishes, peppers and sweet potatoes thrive in acidic soil.

lewd

>it would cost a lot in the end
Not really... Was looking into this last night. Evidently, growing fruit trees in pots is a thing. Hell, you could just use one of those giant buckets if you fancy.

Those dont like pots.
More like small garbage cans

I'm sure they'd like infertile soil a good deal less but, again, growing fruit trees in pots seems to be a thing.

> buying a tree
> online

mail order plants have been a thing since before the internet my man

Nothing wrong with that at all. We bought several green tea bushes (camellia sinensis) online and they are doing quite well. We also bought a couple pear trees that are producing nicely. But you have to expect them to be 1 or 2 feet tall, like OP's. If you want a 10' tall tree, you have to go to a brick and mortar nursery and pay a buttload of cash.

Fuck you.

(You)

Aren't you a little old for Veeky Forums faggotron?

Wtf? Because I planted a few trees and bushes that are producing after 6 years? Most people have learned how to use a shovel by the time they're in their 20's.

>140 acres
Cool story bro.

You have to be at least 18 to post here. Something tells me you're about six years early.

>>tfw you realize your entire country has to worry about what American government says they can do because they aren't a world power

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order beautiful flowers online. get a bag of onions in the mail.

wwww..wtf?...

>Barely did anything in World War 1
>Call himself champion

So this is the world famous American "Education"?

Terraced beds will work, but to your point, probably cost prohibitive. Maybe approach it scientifically: till up several small plots with soil/manure and the native soil and try different mixes with the same plants and see what takes?

oh its a whiny pol shitpost. we dont have enough of those already.

you had to peel them

You should cook with them. Flower onions are super tasty despite not actually being onions.

>Buy plum tree

You already fucked up buying shit fruit tree, they did you a favor to just send a stick.

I love peppers. Maybe I will try some of those and sweet potatoes and see what happens.

I didn't know this is an actual thing. I may look into it, thanks. It seems better than building boxes and cheaper since they're just plastic.

Dutch iris?
Just plant them. No they are not edible. I have two.

>plant an oak tree with my siblings twenty years ago
>it grew up slanted and is eventually going to fall down and smoosh our house

That didn't turn out well

Couldn't you see that coming while it was still manageable?

The only three letters we need are:
"U"
"S"
"A"
Sucks to suck, scrub.

>Be grandma
>Plant magnolia in front yard
>30 years later the roots have grown under the foundation and are attempting to split the house into two distinct pieces
>Can't cut it down or kill it because LOL IT'S THE STATE TREE, that would be ILLEGAL
>Will cost tens of thousands of dollars to have it transplanted

Just kill it.
Fuck anyone that wants to defy you.
I ripped one out in WV and it was a fucking nightmare, growing into the basement and splitting the brick.

Nah some other scam. You order a bunch of "flowers" and they send you a bunch of onions. It's a huge racket during springtime.

>illegal to kill a magnolia in MS

G-g-good thing the one in my flower bed died, ummm, "naturally."

It was a joke about how OP'd be dead by the time that thing became a tree. I know the internet is serious business 100% of the time but try to turn off your /pol/ goggles from time to time.

Awwww this is very cute! I had a lilac bush outside my grandmother's room where we lived. It was killed and moved because it was in the way, but my nine year old self learned about plants in school so I planted a tiny single rooted stem behind our house and its grown into a full blown tree. Shes dead now so its a good reminder of her. I got a picture since it was flowering! All from a tiny stem! If anyone knows how I should trim it let me know, it had a mold infection last year and those pats died.

I worked at a greenhouse and they usually dont sell the small ones. They sell decent sized trees in large pots so they cost over 100. Plus thats heavy and hard to move. This seems much smarter honestly.

Nice bush but that fungus did a number on it. It should be a lot fuller. As far as trimming, cut out the dead branches that were killed by the fungus. It looks like you have vinyl siding, but I can see where it has scraped paint off your window frame. Trim it back so it isn't scraping the house. Also, you may want to talk to a nursery about getting a fungicide for it. That fungus is still there even if currently dormant.

Blueberry plants also

You should have gone to fastgrowingtrees.com and gotten a couple of specimens of the Santa Rosa variety. Earlier in the year they were shipping at 6-7 feet tall.

>Eminent domain doesn't exist in my country.
Bullshit.

It exists in every country.

>plums
I suddenly want to go picking sandhill plums. I guess I need to find out when they're in season.

They aren't great on their own, but they make fantastic jelly.

Oh, thank you very much! I was surprised anyone replied!

Eminent domain is okay when Obeezy does it!

>less than a quarter section
Okay

When I grew up, our neighbor had a plum and an apple tree growing right next to his fence and the branches hung over into our yard. My father built a fake wooden pirate ship play place with a crows nest that was in the trees branches. My neighbor really didn't mind that he had two boys crawling all over his trees and that was how we got all our accidentally thrown to far toys from his yard. Every year we had plums, apples, and blackberries in our crappy suburban yard. When he died and his douchebag family members moved in and cut down the two trees so they could make space for their RV. Those people should be shot. An adult fruit bearing tree in a suburban backyard is like a fucking unicorn around here. At least by brother has an avocado tree in his apartment complex no one has apparently noticed is an avocado tree and reaps the benefits. Although competition with raccoons is fierce.

Then again avocado trees are incredibly fecund. You can only make so much guacamole. When I am a homeowner I am planting as many fruit trees on my property as space allows, leaving only room for an herb and vegetable garden. Lawns are for fags. I'd rather see my potential future children climbing and dodging around trees than scampering around a lawn. Also recently a mexican family moved into next to my childhood home and started growing a shitload of straight up corn in their front lawn. It's actually successful. Looks weird compared to the rest of the block but hey, tamales. No explanation required. Also I'm pretty sure they keep the crows away by giving their kids air rifles. I fully support this decision. That reminds me of another house on the block owned by a older turkish gentleman, he used his front lawn as a garden for mostly leafy greens. Cabbage, kale, chard, lettuce. He would always gift veggies to surrounding properties. Same story as the original one. He died, shitty family moved in and had the garden paved over.

Do Americans really believe this?

Is that someone's house in the middle of an airport?
Are there any pics of the inside?

Anyone got advice planting with very limited space? HOA is a huge bitch and wont let me plant into the ground, so its all planters for me. Also, pretty much anything i grow will have to have a short season, late may to mid september is the cut off.

Globalization at its finest, don't let /pol/ read this post.

This is normal. As to keep shipping costs down. In reality you will probably want to prune the tree even lower because the roots might have been pruned to make them fir the box.

What kind variety of plum is it? It looks like a davewilson tree.

What rootstock is it.

In 3 years you should have fruit if you give it proper care and have adequate pollination.

lol u tk him 2 da bar|?

Holy shit, HOAs are complete garbage. Talk about freedom, right?