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ITT: God-tier kitchen utilities
Daniel Ramirez
Jack Anderson
Magic soap won't stop me from stinking for the next 12 hours after eating garlic.
As far as other utilities go, a magnetic wall mounted knife strip is useful.
Nicholas Baker
Or you could use salt and cold water, but hey waste your money.
Food mill, China cap, immersion blender and a good knife are mine.
Henry Nelson
Like mincing garlic by hand? NOBODY FUCKING DOES YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
Introducing the Garlic Destroyer. Shove in some unconcentual garlic and just roll this bitch on your cutting board. HELLO...30 seconds later you have illegitimate minced garlic to add to your dish.
Kicker...it's only slightly larger than my nut sack and costs like 5 bucks you cock juggling thunder cunts.
Matthew Wilson
Please go back
Owen Reed
To the future?
Jaxson Hall
>paying a mark up for some branded piece of stainless steel to rub on your hands
Justin Miller
I've used it for several years so it's already worth the money I spent on it. Also works on my lunch tupperware, protein shaker and chopping board.
Jayden Ward
Joke utensil thread? I can go for that.
David Young
It's not worth a single penny because simply touching any stainless steel object, like your sink, faucet, or a piece of flatware, will do the exact same thing.
Parker Fisher
are you the vulgar chef
Christopher Thompson
>concentual
Do they not teach english in school anymore?
Jason Gutierrez
>joke utensil
apparently user never been to a true Mexican restaurant where you use these to capture your flying tortillas
Isaac Powell
Mexican lacrosse is getting too hardcore for my tastes.
Julian Rodriguez
Fucking this. Who needs a godamn corn tortilla press you can buy for $5.00 when all we really want is a big floppy fat laden norteno flour tortilla?
Justin Peterson
That brand name sounds a bit anti-semitic. I'll take two.
Colton Mitchell
hard to wash or nah?
Anthony Williams
Because fresh corn tortillas are god tier.
Store bought corn tortillas are an abomination to man.
Cooper Taylor
plebian
Jaxson Cooper
Sounds like your dumbass needs a Flatev
Only like $1200 bucks and 3 bucks per tortilla.
you stupid idiot.
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Sebastian Cooper
That looks like a plating you might pay $150 dollars for at one of the "tasting menu" restaurants. A John Cage special commemorating when he walked onstage and didn't play a single note. It'll be a hit with the flush hip bois and gals.
Colton Thomas
I have those plates. Target 2005 amiright?
Evan Anderson
you could literally use anything stainless steel and not have to buy that bullshit
Colton Cox
That's an interesting interpretation of a basic kitchen tool. Tell me more.
Ayden Morgan
that's.. just a tiny plate to put your spoons on and shit after stirring
Connor Cook
A trivet? No, its not a trivet.
It's a fucking garlic dish. It's a $5 ceramic dish for easily mincing garlic.
Retards
Owen Cooper
Lucas Rodriguez
Yep. It's the last one out of the fucking cheap piece of shit set. The rest just randomly broke. One time a plate simply broke while I was holding it. Fucking China.
Owen Baker
a hard working hispanic is the goat kitchen utility.
Tyler Lopez
*Muslim
Lincoln Phillips
But hispanics don't wipe their poopy anuses with their bare hands
Luis Cooper
I got a few I guess.
giant chopping board
food scale
calculator that sticks to fridge.
whiteboard on fridge
lots of jars
I guess these would be the non essentials I use and appreciate the most.
Justin Nguyen
>magnetic wall mounted knife strip
enjoy your bent knives faggioli
this guy knows what's up
leave
I take it back, THIS guy knows what's up. 10/10 dish pit too
Landon Watson
I pity those who still peel their potatoes by hand like a bitch
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Dominic Sanchez
I really think this is the most essential kitchen appliance/tool. It's so versatile.
Jonathan Mitchell
these work ok but I prefer one of these because its easier to get all the garlic off
Robert Rogers
I heard about this but I didn't know it was that stupid. Just fucking buy juice
Brayden Flores
Nah. The blades come out easy, that and it is small enough to fit in any utility drawer. It's a handy little device to the point where I actually kick myself for not thinking of it.
Jaxson Wright
Spics are less likely to kill you though.
Lucas Scott
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Carter Sanders
My parents bought one of those egg cutters. They're actually quite useful for not completely destroying a boiled egg when you're an idiot like me. I just want egg in my salad man
Henry Hughes
I use mine a lot. "Open" sandwiches are common here in Denmark and sliced egg is a nice topping.
I don't use the garlic press very much after I learned how to use a knife, but it does see some use still.
James Walker
>enjoy your bent knives faggioli
What kind of garbage knives do you buy that can bend from a weak-ass magnet?
Parker Cox
They're great for avocados as well. And soft fruits.
The garlic press is pretty much a joke.
Daniel Wilson
Kek
Isaac Bennett
and cooked potatos for potato salad