Veeky Forums New Year's Resolutions

post em'

im going to learn 10 new words a day and be Veeky Forums.

also a very meager book goal of 30.

I want to read more, haven't set a goal just yet but definitely more
I also want to write my novel, even if it's garbage, by the end of the year, hopefully I can do it before summer but we'll see

Fuck off

Same same. Good luck user. I wish you success.

Writing a novel user? What's it gonna be about?

Get a qt gf being myself.

It's a coming of age story about a man who gets involved in a psychedelic cult. You?

what's your damage, bro?

Give less fucks.

150 books. And many will be classics.

not sure yet nigga

Finish a book every week.
Write something every day.

Blood Meridian-esque story about a group of highwaymen in the time of the plague

Become an expert on Catholicism, i plan to read Augustine, Dante and Tasso. Not sure what secondary shit with history of the church I should read. I've decided I'm going to get in touch with my European roots by becoming Catholic after my family took a generation off to be atheist.

Pull out of the hood Toyota, drive back to the hood Lambo

You should go to catholic mass in a nice large cathedral if you live near one
Don't scrimp and go to some shitty church with plastic seats and no stained glass, go to a balling place.
Also low key be prepared to give you cold hard cash to Il Papa

Finish at least two books a month.

Write every day.

Exercise and meditate regularly; sustain a healthy diet.

Make headway in learning to code.

Start practicing the drums again.

Stop watching porn.

Find a new job.

Find a new apartment.

I want to lose weight, improve my GPA, actually meet my goodreads reading challenge

Become a cultist pseudointellectual and start a revolution against the Leftist regime in academia.

Here are my main goals:
>lose virginity
>read the entire meme trilogy
>buy more shit I will never read
>get rid of my spaghetti limbs
I don't really care how much I read as long as I don't stop altogether.

holy shit are you me? I have exactly the same objectives, along with
>move to a new city
>start making music
>get shredded
>start getting into diy electronic circuitry (and diy in general)

seems a overwhelming desu. I'll start with mediation, sleep and regular exercise, hopefully it'll supply a boost in motivation which will help with everything else.

what is the meme trilogy? newfag here
IJ, GR and Ulysses?

>get fit
>get fabulous
>stop being such an autistic fuck
>writing some shit

yeah, that the holy trinity of Veeky Forums

- Aiming for 200 books, but will probably end up at 100

- Acquire a gf

- Start a bodyweight exercise routine that I'll do everyday

- Start my novel, maybe

thanks senpai

>hour of writing a day
>read at least one book a week though I'll certainly hit more than those
>have first novel completed by end of year, fuck if it even goes anywhere, writing long form narrative at all will feel like a huge accomplishment

>tfw you have considered returning to the flock, but cant get over the bullshit that is transubstantiation, or having your sins qualified and forgiven by an institution that has cheerfully ignored child rape for decades if not centuries.

>an institution that has cheerfully ignored child rape for decades if not centuries.

dude the child sex obviously goes all the way back to classical rome dude, they always fucked boipucci, it's just people only started complaining about it after the creation of "gay identity" during modernity so then ppl had to start saying they were "raped" to get out of having to "identify" as gay for life just cuz they smoked some priestly pole in their teens or whatever

-Haven't fapped in like a week so continue that as long as I can
-Acquire cute gf
-Read more philosophy
-Drink less alcohol
-Learn to enjoy life

this!

2016 was one of the best years of my life, definitely tempting to kill myself while i'm ahead